Tag Archives: 80s Fashion

Minor Character Fashion 3.16: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

 

First, this painting or chemical or something company called Narbo is wearing some snazzy orange coveralls. Next we see a couple of cool sweaters – a rainbow one which I LOVE and then Mark in a manly patterned sweater. I guess since I know Mark has a name now, I could give him his own category. And finally, a girl at the dance sports a pink sweater and a long pale blue-grey skirt.

 

Daniel Raditch Fashion 3.16: Raditch Regalia

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

So yeah, Raditch, here he is, in a suit, and another suit. But — for the dance, he dons a nice patterned sweater, showing he’s still a 100% square by night.

Michelle Accette Fashion 3.16: Michelle Minute

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

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We only see Michelle for a hot second but of course she’s completely covered up like a 70-year-old as usual, which I have just realized. I’ve never seen her neck or shoulders like ever. But I mean if that’s what she wants to do, totally fine. But I’m starting to learn pretty quick that teenage years are the best you’ll ever look even though we all thought we looked horrible,  so we all probably should have shown our collarbones more. Anyway, here’s Michelle in a big old blouse.

Melanie Brodie Fashion 3.16: Melanie Moment

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

Who knew florals and checkers went together? Melanie did. I tell ya, she’s all about color for sure. I’m enjoying this peachy tee-and-cardi look though, complete with a matching skirt. But oh, for the dance, she is lookin like a little girl playing dress up. I can’t make it out well, but it’s some kind of wine-colored off-the-shoulder dress with a shimmery scarf tied over it.

Maya Goldberg Fashion 3.16: Maya Magic

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

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It’s a fact, Maya sure does get magical for school dances. She’s always a babe and I’m especially a fan of her hair. She wears a cute pastel dress and a matching cardi, her hair pulled half back, and of course she is always dancing like a video vixen.

Luke Matthews Fashion 3.16: Luke Looksee

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

Wait. wait, wait, wait. What. What is this.  Why. Why is Luke wearing a bandanna like a necklace. To go with his everboring tee shirt. What does this mean.

Okay, let’s move to to the dance. Wait. Who told you this incredibly long-necked turtleneck was okay to wear to a dance. Unless you’re hiding an epic hickey, this is a total fail.

Lucy Fernandez Fashion 3.16: Lucy Love

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

 

Whenever I think of this episode, I can hear Lucy’s voice in my head saying, “Bye-bye, junior high!” We get a couple of shots of her at school, first in this turquoise ruffly top and then in a deep berry blazer. But who cares, because for the freakin dance she is ALL sequined out and lookin fooooiiiine.

 

Liz O’Rourke Fashion 3.16: Liz Looks

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

I just realized I gave Liz and LD the same alliteration word. Oh well. Ugh. This was a fun idea at first but now it’s a chore. So you know what? They’re both gonna be “liz looks”/”ld looks”. Whatever. Let’s get on tot he content. First, yeah yeah, it’s Liz, in a Scum sweatshirt and olive khakis. Then, the dance is actually a super cool look! She wears a pink turtleneck sweater over a white sequined vest!! It’s such a cute ensemble!

LD Delacorte Fashion 3.16: LD Likes

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

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I wish I could have gotten better captures of LD’s dance outfit – the dance WHICH, by the way, she attends as WHEELS’S DATE, a pairing that I could totally get behind. Oh, excuse me, I mean “eek i totes ship Wheelacorte omgzies”. Anyway, she literally wears a silver sequined mini skirt and a shimmery emerald green blazer. She looks FOINE. Too bad they forgot to turn the lights on in the hallway that night. You know, when it matters most to be able to see everyone’s outfit. But you can’t.