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Mr. Colby Fashion 2.12

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DJH FASHION
DJH S2E12: He’s Back…
Aired: 1988

If you enjoyed the pedophile-chic creepy sweaters sported by Mr. Colby in his first appearance on the show, you’re in luck! It’s that time again. Creeper time.

 

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Something so disturbing about the bland yet intricate design of this checkered sweater.

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It appears Colby has gotten a new sweater in the past “while” as he would say. Light grey with tiny white checkers.

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And this one is a classic. The teal sweater with squiggly lines, their chaos mimicking Colby’s own twisted mind.

Mr. Colby Fashion 2.2

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DJH FASHION
DJH S2E2: A Helping Hand…
Airdate: 1988

Alright, if you remembered what this episode was about, you knew Mr. Colby and his creeper sweaters were inevitable. So here we go.

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Colby enters our lives wearing this sky blue sweater with white squiggly lines all over it. If only we could have judged a creeper by his sweater.

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Today, Colby wears a nice childlike (for child attraction?) striped colored sweater. Reminds me of a box of crayons…

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Ew, ew, ew. Colby creeps around the classroom in this friendly yellow sweater.

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Colby enjoys the view in this checkered, textured… you guessed it – sweater.

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Things are starting to come full circle – Colby wears a tan twin sweater to the first one we saw, the blue one. He practices his predatory gaze in the hallway. (Why do all my descriptions sound like yearbook or newspaper photo captions?)