Category Archives: Patrick

Patrick Fashion 5.5

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DH S2E5: Body Politics
Aired: 1990

Here’s Patrick, slightly annoyed that his plan to steal Liz from Spike has been foiled. He’s just wearing the same type of stuff as always, denim and whatnot. Gelled hair. blah.

Patrick Fashion 4.9: Patrick Poison

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DH S1E9: Sixteen Part 1
Aired: 1990

So it seems Patrick doesn’t wear a lot of colors. OMG I feel like every shot is him chasing Spike. LOL. He chased her a lot in this episode. I don’t really understand her motivation for being so sketchy, but I don’t like Patrick anyway. He’s a mean little boy. First, he’s wearing a brown sweater, light wash jeans, and a denim jacket. OMG Spike’s reaction to the “Christine” song is just the cringiest thing ever, stop. As Anya wisely told us, big gestures freak girls out. If only she could time travel back to 1990 to help Patrick out. Then, he seems to be wearing the same of everything, except he’s switched the brown sweater for a cream one. And y’all. I don’t know what his pin says but it looks like “V Harp.” Anyone know?

 

Patrick Fashion 4.6: Patrick Poison

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DH S1E6: Nobody’s Perfect
Aired: 1989

Patrick, he’s so deceiving. He puts on such a nice guy front, but don’t cross him. First he wears a big dark sweater with a decorative safety pin on the breast and a…. dang it what is this hat called? A newsboy hat? And we also see him wearing his Pogues shirt with suspenders.

Patrick Fashion 4.1: Patrick Poison

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DH S1E1: A New Start
Aired: 1989

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This kinda threw me off, you know? Like, I initially thought Patrick was a nice boy, you know, like when he first started talking to Spike, he seemed like a little sweetheart. (Of course, once you get further along you find out he’s kinda volatile.) But I was like “omg” when I saw he was one of the hazing upperclassmen and kinda like, came at Lucy and LD for a second when they tried to come on the quad. Who even does that? Why would he charge at two women? Whatever, I know this isn’t real life. ANYWAY. So Patrick is wearing a newsboy hat or something, with a jean jacket, and tbh he looks kinda scary. Not a nice guy. Spike made the right choice.