Emma, the sexual being, is seeming extra mature and confident in this episode for some reason, even though she’s really just there as Manny’s sidekick for once. First she’s in a jean jacket and a floral cami. Then she’s still decked out in Lululemon as she helps Manny try on dresses. And for the dance, she wears a black spaghetti strap dress, which is… not very Emma, I don’t know. And her hair is.. well, it’s curled. I gotta say it does look awkwardly realistic. Though isn’t her mom a hairdresser? Where was she?
Craig is all up in this episode because Kevin Smith wants his music in his movie potentially, and he plays prom. First he’s in this jean jacket and a band shirt I’m this close to identifying. Then for prom he’s dressed crazy… looks like he hit up Value Village. In fact, looks like he and Ashley went thrifting together. He wears this off tie, a blazer that doesn’t fit right, a messy shirt underneath, some pants that look like corduroy, and some saddle oxfords – the shoes I actually love. But overall, weird choices, Craig.
Craig’s just here to move the story along. We see him in extra saggy baggy pants with a jean jacket, then some kind of vest as he is working the blood drive, and finally a leather jacket with a tee underneath.
Marco is having a beanie era right now. His hair is almost reaching his shoulders and he wears a lot of blues and browns. Love his ‘fit for the movies – a tee, a flannel, a jean jacket, and a beanie. It must be cold in TO right now.
Chris’s freaking dark side has EMERGED. I mean, it’s borderline evil. He’s over here in class talking out loud about Emma’s gonorrhea. Honestly, this isn’t like Chris at all. It’s not believable. It doesn’t work. But anyway, he wears a dark wash denim jacket, a red tee, and a gold necklace.
Time for the randos and miscellaneous captures from the episode! First are these baggily-clad ballers outside the hospital. Then is this cutie trying to get with Emma. Apparently she only has eyes for Jay or whatever… ok. He wears a breezy longsleeve with baggy jeans. I also have another shot of the ravine, which is kinda funny. Lanterns, guitars, litter, cool cars, and beer. How reckless! Next is the poor receptionist at the hospital who the boys have tricked into thinking her life is in danger, nice. Then it’s the STD/STI lady wearing a red sweater and slacks. God look at Emma’s posture! Jay needs to give her another massage. Finally, at the concert venue – ah who am I kidding – this is just a bar! We see baggy clothes and chains. We see this huge guy in a jean jacket with a popped collar and his hair in liberty spikes! And behind Jimmy is this goth guy wearing a mech shirt, and a girl in a plaid skirt.
Marco wears basically a Canadian tuxedo featuring his flared jeans and a ringer tee peeping out from under his jacket. Then we see him in his all-black “disguise”, and lastly coming home from the concert in his Kid gear and some kind of knit baseball cap.
It’s time for our BJ queeeeen, yeeessss! Ya know… Emma was experimenting. That’s normal, that should be fine, right? Idk why they had to portray it as such a morally bad decision here on the show. But, I mean, I guess her decision to experiment wasn’t coming from the right place. She was in a bad spot. But on the other hand, does it need to come from the right place?
Anyway, she sure had mastered looking dead inside these days, huh? Maybe this was just the thing she needed to bring her back to life! lol. Okay okay, let’s get on with the fashion. First she is in “semi-dress” rehearsal wearing some layered tanks. She looks super tall next to Alex and Emma, right? For all I know she’s about 5’7, so it looks like bad girls club is just super shirt. Emma’s bangs look…ok. And her hair is flat. Her clothes are extremely tight; I do remember those days. And of course, her pants are LOW. I guess this is a really good example of where Emma is in life. She’s still wearing those earthy Emma colors, and she’s still carrying the usual bag, so it’s like she’s still herself deep inside, but her style is drained of creativity. Outside she wears a jean jacket to make it a Canadian tuxedo, and sports these little flimsy headphones. Also had to show you that cell phone, wow. The final few shots are really just more boring Emma clothes, then another dress-like rehearsal, and also a little shot of that infamous bracelet. Oh yeah, the final fit with the jean skirt and the Airwalks is super cute.
I wish the bracelet thing had continued, even if in the background. Like maybe showing people wearing them. It would have been awesome to keep the legacy going too, like having Next Class kids doing the bracelet thing. Or at the very least, Esme having some on her wrists or something.