Tag Archives: Ashley Kerwin

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.14

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S4E14: 
Secret, Part 1
Aired: 
2004

While some girls are worried about BJs and bracelets, Ashley is worried about her bipolar boo. First she’s seen brooding in a jean jacket. Then she wears this crazy shirt that looks like some sort of DIY hybrid combining tigers and basketball. She wears low-rise jeans with a studded belt, and a khaki jacket later on.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.12

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S4E12: 
Voices Carry Part 2
Aired: 
2004

I abhor Ashley’s wedding outfit. It’s a stain my memory. However, it is a perfect representation of the cringe choices we’d make as teenagers, especially our outfits to very important events. Why, just this weekend my teenage cousin attended a family wedding in a shiny cocktail dress, but wore Doc Martens and a flannel shirt over it. Anyway, Ashley is wearing this navy tee and leather bracelet. She’s GOT to have some kind of a spray tan. She just looks so orange to me. Obviously people can do what they want, I’m just not a fan of fake tans. However, please allow me to lovingly trash Ashley’s wedding outfit with all due respect. This hairstyle is the worst and I’m SURE this was not Melissa McIntyre’s idea. lol. This is like, hair twisted into cornrows with pieces of the front left out to “frame the face”. This is already a quite dated hairstyle by 2004, wouldn’t you say? It’s like something Terri would wear for PMS. Ash is also wearing a necklace that looks like something you come back with from a Spring Break trip to the beach in 5th grade to go with your airbrushed t-shirt. The dress is a grey sweetheart cocktail dress with black lacy trim. I just don’t like the contrast of the cool-toned grey with the orange tan. Oh and that dropped waist is so bad. I’m not a fan of dropped waist, why do we want to elongate our torsos and shorten our legs? The cringe of this outfit is right on up there with the cringe of Craig’s behavior at the wedding (which we can’t blame him for but it was still awful). Sorry for the overuse of the very mean word “cringe”. Well, that’s all I have to say about the wedding outfit. I HAD to include this sick cell phone that lights up in different colors when it rings. LOVE it. And finally, Ash joins Craig in the hospital wearing a reddit jean jacket, low rise jeans, and grommet belt. Those pants were so dangerous. We were all 2 millimeters away from showing our coin slots constantly.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.11

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S4E11: 
Voices Carry Part 1
Aired: 
2004

Ashley time… First she’s wearing this 3/4 sleeve boatneck shirt with like, cowboys on it? Low-rise jeans with no back pockets, a grommet belt, a leather bracelet,and this tiny backpack with purple spikes. Then she’s in skirt and leggings – I never liked this type of look where the leggings don’t go all the way down. And here in Ash’s case, she has this blank spot of leg after the leggings and then some tall socks almost reaching up to the leggings but not quite. Weird. Red converse too, to match the red skirt. Spiked belt, and a grey skull and crossbones tank over a black tee. This was almost completely an outfit you would have seen me in at this time as well. I WANTED to dress more like Ellie but ended up dressing more like Ashley if we’re being real. I also featured a closeup of her nails, which look natural, and her minimal makeup. And this image of Ashley spreading her legs on the hotel bed is just… burned into my mind, an ugly, eternal memory…

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.10

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S4E10: 
Neutron Dance
Aired: 
2004

Tons of Ashley for ya today. And this is really embarrassing Ashley time. She’s just like, part of this band, hanging with the guys, thinking she’s welcome, but actually everyone hates her. That is so sad to me. Maybe because I used to hang out with a high school boyfriend and all his friends, thinkin I was so cool and totally one of the guys, but I was secretly afraid they were like “get her outta here!” She’s just in there with her keyboard, having opinions and stuff, and all the guys are resenting her. Cringe! Ashley never really fully belonged, did she? Even when she was with like Paige and Terri around this time, there was this weird friction. Even her Ellie friendship became tangential and not really cohesive with either of their lives. In actuality, Ashley is kind of a loner, isn’t she? Maybe we’ll just call her independent. Let’s get into the clothes now. Ah, the layers. First is a pink shirt layered under a grey shirt with some light wash jeans. Then is a t-ball tee – this kind of thing was super popular – wearing a shirt that had nothing to do with anything about you. Next is a fushia tee under a grey khaki lokin blazer thing, with a jean skirt and leggings. And finally, she gets kicked out of the recording session by the cowards of Downtown Sasquatch, and wears a jean jacket with casual olive khakis. She took it like a champ though, for real.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.8

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S4E8: 
Time Stands Still, Part 2
Aired: 
2004

Ashley wears a tee, jeans, a studded belt outside of the belt loops, and a zip up jacket. Wait, are these actually jeans or are they like, grey slacks? Anyway, not the cutest look ever but ok.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

Eh, not Ashley’s best look here. She wears a midi length jean pencil shirt with a grommet belt and those just-under-the-knee leggings. She also wears a white graphic tank, and her hair is choppy and textured.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.5

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S4E5: 
Anywhere I Lay My Head
Aired: 
2004

Okay, so Ashley is first talking to Ellie about Ellie’s plans to move in with Sean. Later she’s taking her dads around at Parent’s Night. She wears a grey dress and some kinda grey blazer. Oh and with that, some leggings and boots. Next she’s playing at the car wash in a khaki jacket and a purpley shirt. Also featuring a grommet belt and low-rise jeans.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.2

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S4E2: 
Ghost in the Machine Part 2
Aired: 
2004

We kick off Part 2 with Ashley. Ugh, reconciling with Craig unfortunately. I still don’t understand how this happens. Although, I am reminded of this one time in college, I was walking by the Student Union Building, and this super cool guy was walking past me, opening some mail. This super cool guy like hardly ever spoke and just seemed too good for everyone. Anyway, he opened this envelope and he got a huge check for a bunch of money. So he exclaimed this to me, since I was the closest person around. We weren’t friends or anything but I was low-key honored for that interaction. My point is, that good fortune can bring people together. Craig getting a whole bunch of money is what reignited the conversation between the two. Anyway, on to the fashion. Carrying over from last episode, Ash is wearing that reddish denim jacket. Then she’s in something really weird – a tee with like, denim sleeves? Not sure how that worked. Maybe it’s a tee layered over a denim shirt. But that doesn’t seem comfortable. And this shirt says “F-14 Tomcat”, which I googled, and it is an aircraft. lol. Learning every day. Her hair is just really flipped out and really choppy. I can never decide if I like it. I mean, Ashley is hot though. I feel like she’s one of those people that just exudes some type of majesty in person. Oh yeah, and I added this last screenshot to show the low-rise jeans and studded belt.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 4.1

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S4E1: 
Ghost in the Machine
Aired: 
2004

Ashley! I feel like we haven’t seen her in forever. Oh, she’s an even more advanced rocker chick now. Her hair is nice and crispy and she wears a lot of denim and generic “rocker” tees. The way she and Craig just fell back into friendship is SO weird to me. Ew.

Ashley Kerwin Fashion 3.20

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S3E20: 
I Want Candy
Aired: 
2004

Ashley is skipping school as usual, but not to do anything fun. Just to sulk. She wears a hoodie with like a weird criss cross lace thing in the front. I also got a shot of her room because I guess that’s fashion too. Check the Godsmack poster. And if Ashley’s ever around, you’re going to see a hankie draped over a lampshade. Somehow convinced to leave the house, she wears an olive jacket, a motorcycle tee, jeans, and a … hip scarf. And the final ‘fit is an Elvis costume.. which she borrowed spontaneously… so it’s probably sweaty in there.