DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Bartholomew bombards us, first with an epic deep purple turtleneck, and then with a friendly blue button down.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Bartholomew bombards us, first with an epic deep purple turtleneck, and then with a friendly blue button down.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Avery’s got a new outfit I think! It’s still nice and shoulderpaddy and teachery. Complete with pearls.

And here’s more of a classic Avery look we’ve all come to know and love. That blue on yellow with a blue neck bow, yes!
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Our first adventure in Arthur attire is this Mickey Mouse tee layered under a flannel. And is this the moment he finally ditches the housekey necklace?! Or did that already happen? Anyway, it’s kinda sad seeing Arthur grow up a bit.

Arthur is lookin pretty rad in this … is this a lime green shirt? Open of course, under a tee.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Okay, I know, how is the word “accolade” applicable here? It’s not. And we all know that Allison sure as heck doesn’t deserve an accolade, which is defined as “an award”. But perhaps we can award this outfit of pink and blue, finished off with white shoes.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

Like an arrangement of flowers or a song, I present to you the beautiful expressions of Alexa’s fashion sense. Today she sports a navy neck bandanna (one that she can easily pull over her nose and mouth if she feels like holding up a train), a pale pink sweater, some olive cropped mom slacks, and some little white slip-ons.

Alexa goes masculine-chic in this oversized button down with some jeans.

And finally, Alexa considers anorexia, even though she looks beautiful as is, especially in this white quarter-length sleeve blouse and khaki pants.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Your Vicky View today is white on white. Loving the cuffed mom pants and the oversized white tee.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Trendy Trudi is sporting her classic hair, with some cuffed striped pants and a striped sleeveless tee. Stripes on stripes – daring!
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

No one get mad at my new alliterations. Like… don’t get weird with this one. By a taste of Tessa, I mean a taste of her fashion sense. Okay? I struggle with coming up with these, some of them are so stupid. This one was between “Tessa Tableau” and “Tessa Taste”. I’m not comfortable enough using the word “tableau” which I’ve never heard before, so here we are. So Tessa’s like the epitome of little preteen girl in this insane striped button down under a polka dot overall jumper thing. It’s so tacky it’s cute.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988


Spike slays today in a plaid skirt and some sort of decorated tee. It says “Love Missile”. I could never catch the front. I’m no 80s genius (is it even possible to become a genius of a time you didn’t live through?!) but I Googled “Love Missile” and it’s the name of a song by a band called Sigue Sigue Sputnik. It’s really freakin weird. I see it’s described as “space punk”. So yeah, that’s highly likely that’s what Spike’s shirt is referring to. Meanwhile, in contrast to the complexities of Sigue Sigue Sputnik space punk, Joey is trying to sell Spike some Zit Remedy and she’s all “nah”.

I love how musically-focused Spike is, also without being a musician herself. That’s how I am. So today she sports a more familiar artist on her shirt, Billy Idol. Her hair is fleekin and is freshly bleached. And I’m pretty sure in 10 years no one will know what “fleekin” means. Or it’ll be the equivalent of some term like “bling bling” is today.