DH FASHION
DH S2E7: The All-Nighter
Aired: 1990
Tessa’s outfit is freakin cool – that summerbabe hair, a long sleeve tee, and these rad cutoff jean shorts.
Tessa Campanelli Fashion 5.7
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Alex Yankou Fashion 5.6
DH FASHION
DH S2E6: Crossed Wires
Aired: 1990
Alright, so Alex has a cool storyline in this episode – him dating Tessa and being too darn afraid to smooch her. And we all know she likes the physical activity, if you know what I mean – which, for the record, is not a bad thing. Around school, as usual, he wears a beige blazer over tee shirts and jorts. But for dates with Tessa, he steps it up with a shirt and tie.
Michelle Accette Fashion 3.8: Michelle Minute
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E8: Star-Crossed
Aired: 1989
It’s too far of a distance to tell but I believe Michelle’s first top is one of fine pastel stripes that we have seen before. She pairs the top with some really weird cuffed jorts that seem extra wide and dangly. Did she borrow these from Shane or something?
And next is a much more feminine look of a peach boatneck top and some high waisted black slacks.
Snake Simpson Fashion 3.3
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E3: Big Girl Now
Aired: 1988
Snake seems to be the only boy who is wearing patterned capris around school. Does this mean he’s cool or weird?
Snake is getting good use out of this crazy orange shirt. And I still don’t know what TSC on the jacket stands for. Is it like totally obvious and I’m just missing it?
And here’s yet another crazy zany Snake shirt. Although his taste in shorts is sometimes questionable, I quite enjoy these bleach-stained jorts. And thanks to this blog, I keep forgetting that men don’t wear jorts right now IRL. But apparently Chucks never go out of style.
Is it just me, or does Snake always look extra mopey when he’s wearing this sky blue tee? Look at that 80s watch. I bet it can’t even tell him how far he’s walked today or if he’s getting a phone call.
Shane McKay Fashion 2.4
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME JORTS!?
As reserved and emotionless as Shane seems to be sometimes, I think you can really see the hesitation and unease in his face a lot. I’d like to commend Shane’s actor on that. So, today Shane wears a long-sleeved button down, which might be considered formal, but Shane rebels against that expectation by only buttoning a couple of bottom buttons! Rah!
You guys. Not only are these jorts, they are cuffed jorts. Plus, this plaid button down looks like it might have palm trees on it?! Let’s not leave out the white socks and some type of hiking boot.
“Wouldn’t it be neat to have a baby who loved you?”
Spike: “NO!! SMH.”
Shane is rocking this blue short sleeved button down, those same jorts, white socks, and some brown slip ons.
Shane sure does clean up well, doesn’t he? He looks extra-square in this pastel getup.
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The morning after, Shane waits outside for Spike in a red-brown button down. Looks like he finally figured out how to button his shirts.
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