DTNG FASHION S3E7:Should I Stay or Should I Go? Aired: 2003
Snake is currently in sourpuss mode. He wears a terrible outfit of all khaki, and his stylin’ lunchbox says “LUNCH” on it in case you needed clarification. Anyway, then he’s scowling in a white tee before he gets dragged to the bowling alley, and then we get to enjoy his frown with a pink shirt.
Here’s Snake wearing like the ugliest color ever invented, which I guess is fitting being that he feels sickly. The we get a view of him in a smock as he gets his head shaved. And finally, he’s wearing a grey short sleeve button down and grey khakis as he gets the news that he has cancer. Ouch.
DTNG FASHION S3E2: Father Figure Part 2 Aired: 2003
If you went to the fans of DJH back in the 80s and told them that one day, Snake would accidentally impregnate someone out of wedlock, what would they say? I don’t know why that’s actually hilarious when you think about it. Come on, Snake! Anyway, first he wears a gross colored tee with jeans. Then, for the birth of his son, he wears a blue long sleeve button down with slacks.
DTNG FASHION S3E1: Father Figure Part 1 Aired: 2003
Snake here, has also fallen victim to Spike’s “fake labor” test, the poor thing. He’s wearing a Foreigner shirt, which is awesome. But it’s also his painting shirt, so maybe he doesn’t really like Foreigner that much, so that’s not so awesome. I think it would have been cooler if he was painting in an Iron Maiden shirt, like we used to see him wearing in junior high. Oh yeah, and there’s also a shot here of him in a blue button down.
S2E19: Fight for your Right Aired: 2003
God Snake’s color palette is sickening. First he’s in this like, I don’t know, baby-food colored long sleeve tee, and he’s got cartoon glasses on pretending to be Raditch, which is pretty funny. Then he’s in this yellowish beige sweater, ew. And finally, he watches Emma dig her own grave in a blue long sleeve polo. The other day someone mentioned that what I say about Snake’s wardrobe is “harsh”. I want to be clear that I mean to throw no shade at Stefan OR Snake for that matter – in fact, I love them both, actor and character. His clothes are not a reflection of who he truly is in this case. Plus, I’m constantly comparing his adult style to his much-more-frequently-interesting teenage style. Can you blame me for mourning the fun ‘fits he used to wear? Especially when replaced with… THIS?!