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S3E5: Pride, Part 2
Aired: 2003
Here’s Snake wearing like the ugliest color ever invented, which I guess is fitting being that he feels sickly. The we get a view of him in a smock as he gets his head shaved. And finally, he’s wearing a grey short sleeve button down and grey khakis as he gets the news that he has cancer. Ouch.
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S3E2: Father Figure Part 2
Aired: 2003
If you went to the fans of DJH back in the 80s and told them that one day, Snake would accidentally impregnate someone out of wedlock, what would they say? I don’t know why that’s actually hilarious when you think about it. Come on, Snake! Anyway, first he wears a gross colored tee with jeans. Then, for the birth of his son, he wears a blue long sleeve button down with slacks.
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S3E1: Father Figure Part 1
Aired: 2003
Snake here, has also fallen victim to Spike’s “fake labor” test, the poor thing. He’s wearing a Foreigner shirt, which is awesome. But it’s also his painting shirt, so maybe he doesn’t really like Foreigner that much, so that’s not so awesome. I think it would have been cooler if he was painting in an Iron Maiden shirt, like we used to see him wearing in junior high. Oh yeah, and there’s also a shot here of him in a blue button down.
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S2E22: Tears are Not Enough, Part 2
Aired: 2003
Snake is wearing more boring clothes at school, but he does kind of dress like a safari leader for the luau so that’s… interesting.
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S2E20: How Soon is Now
Aired: 2003
Snake wears a plaid blue button down. At least it’s not a beige polo.
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S2E19: Fight for your Right
Aired: 2003
God Snake’s color palette is sickening. First he’s in this like, I don’t know, baby-food colored long sleeve tee, and he’s got cartoon glasses on pretending to be Raditch, which is pretty funny. Then he’s in this yellowish beige sweater, ew. And finally, he watches Emma dig her own grave in a blue long sleeve polo. The other day someone mentioned that what I say about Snake’s wardrobe is “harsh”. I want to be clear that I mean to throw no shade at Stefan OR Snake for that matter – in fact, I love them both, actor and character. His clothes are not a reflection of who he truly is in this case. Plus, I’m constantly comparing his adult style to his much-more-frequently-interesting teenage style. Can you blame me for mourning the fun ‘fits he used to wear? Especially when replaced with… THIS?!
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S2E16: Message in a Bottle
Aired: 2003
Snake wears a baggy grey long sleeve polo, and then dresses up a bit for sushi, in a royal blue button down. Pretty boring, like usual.
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S2E15: Hot for Teacher
Aired: 2003
One little Snake moment.. he’s just wearing a faded black long sleeve polo. Wait a second, I don’t think people wear long sleeve polos anymore! Man, this trip is full of realizations.
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S2E14: Careless Whisper
Aired: 2003
Snake is wearing a wretched beige/tan button down with a large floppy collar and he left it slightly unbuttoned. This does nothing for him. Sorry to have to include it here.
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S2E13: White Wedding, Part 2
Aired: 2002
First Snake is at his stag party in a grey button down and jeans, also wearing a “ball and chain”, hah. And then, when Emma comes to stir the pot, Snake’s shirt is unbuttoned and he’s clearly been romantically accosted. Oh, and I see what they did here. They kept him in the same exact outfit for the next day to show how distressing all this has been. The only thing that’s changed is he’s wiped the stripper’s lipstick off his face and rolled up his sleeves in anger. Ugh, I hate this little storyline, why do they have to be fighting and crap? Anyway, so this outfit with stripper DNA still on it, is what Snake gets married in. He changes to a full tux for the reception though. As much as their wedding and the leadup disappoint me, it is a perfect representation of the fact that things in life don’t turn out the way they should, even the most “important” moments. Not to get personal, but my own wedding went terribly and left my parents not speaking to me, literally at all, for a year. My stuff was in the front yard when I came back from my honeymoon. Very rarely do things turn out like a storybook – whether it’s prom, graduation, college, relationships, marriage, getting a house, having a family, all that. But it’s okay; we make it anyway, don’t we?
