Tag Archives: Archie Simpson

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.5

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S3E5:
 Pride, Part 2
Aired: 2003

Here’s Snake wearing like the ugliest color ever invented, which I guess is fitting being that he feels sickly. The we get a view of him in a smock as he gets his head shaved. And finally, he’s wearing a grey short sleeve button down and grey khakis as he gets the news that he has cancer. Ouch.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.4

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S3E4:
 Pride
Aired: 2003

Snake’s wearing some awful pasty clammy yellow color as he starts understanding he’s not feeling so well. He’s also wearing a little bit of white and a little bit of khaki, but whatever, it all sucks.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.2

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S3E2
Father Figure Part 2
Aired: 2003

If you went to the fans of DJH back in the 80s and told them that one day, Snake would accidentally impregnate someone out of wedlock, what would they say? I don’t know why that’s actually hilarious when you think about it. Come on, Snake! Anyway, first he wears a gross colored tee with jeans. Then, for the birth of his son, he wears a blue long sleeve button down with slacks.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.1

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S3E1
Father Figure Part 1
Aired: 2003

Snake here, has also fallen victim to Spike’s “fake labor” test, the poor thing. He’s wearing a Foreigner shirt, which is awesome. But it’s also his painting shirt, so maybe he doesn’t really like Foreigner that much, so that’s not so awesome. I think it would have been cooler if he was painting in an Iron Maiden shirt, like we used to see him wearing in junior high. Oh yeah, and there’s also a shot here of him in a blue button down.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.22

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S2E22
Tears are Not Enough, Part 2
Aired: 2003

Snake is wearing more boring clothes at school, but he does kind of dress like a safari leader for the luau so that’s… interesting.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.19

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S2E19
Fight for your Right
Aired: 2003

God Snake’s color palette is sickening. First he’s in this like, I don’t know, baby-food colored long sleeve tee, and he’s got cartoon glasses on pretending to be Raditch, which is pretty funny. Then he’s in this yellowish beige sweater, ew. And finally, he watches Emma dig her own grave in a blue long sleeve polo. The other day someone mentioned that what I say about Snake’s wardrobe is “harsh”. I want to be clear that I mean to throw no shade at Stefan OR Snake for that matter – in fact, I love them both, actor and character. His clothes are not a reflection of who he truly is in this case. Plus, I’m constantly comparing his adult style to his much-more-frequently-interesting teenage style. Can you blame me for mourning the fun ‘fits he used to wear? Especially when replaced with… THIS?!

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.16

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S2E16
Message in a Bottle
Aired: 2003

Snake wears a baggy grey long sleeve polo, and then dresses up a bit for sushi, in a royal blue button down. Pretty boring, like usual.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.15

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S2E15
Hot for Teacher
Aired: 2003

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One little Snake moment.. he’s just wearing a faded black long sleeve polo. Wait a second, I don’t think people wear long sleeve polos anymore! Man, this trip is full of realizations.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.14

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S2E14
Careless Whisper
Aired: 2003

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Snake is wearing a wretched beige/tan button down with a large floppy collar and he left it slightly unbuttoned. This does nothing for him. Sorry to have to include it here.