Tag Archives: Fashion

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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Snake is trying to tell Joey how stupid he is, while wearing some sort of tie-dyed white t-shirt. However, it kinda looks like a blood stain or like he spilled some Kool Aid on himself. Not really sure about this one.

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Keepin’ it funky in this red patterned shirt with yellow capris, and topped with his blue Snake jacket.

Mrs. McKay Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

And somehow more terrifying than Shane’s dad…. is Shane’s mom. Hold on to your hats, people!

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The look of death takes away from this uncomfortable-looking pale red button down.

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Shane’s mom looks like she’s ready for prom or a wedding in this flowing white top – well, actually, it might be a dress, but there’s no way to know, since she’s not even polite enough to stand in when Spike and her mom arrive. “How do you do.”

Mr. McKay Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

I’m pretty sure none of us want to face Shane’s grandfather – I mean dad, but we couldn’t avoid it forever.

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Do ministers just chill in their collars all day long? Is it acceptable to wear a see-through shirt? Because I can totally see his undershirt.

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Here we see one of Mr. McKay’s casual looks: a pale green shirt with a collar that allows him to breathe.

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Mr. McKay sports the full-on black and white minister’s getup to convey full wisdom and authority. He throws on a tweed jacket to add a little bit of relatability.

Shane McKay Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME JORTS!?

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As reserved and emotionless as Shane seems to be sometimes, I think you can really see the hesitation and unease in his face a lot. I’d like to commend Shane’s actor on that. So, today Shane wears a long-sleeved button down, which might be considered formal, but Shane rebels against that expectation by only buttoning a couple of bottom buttons! Rah!

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You guys. Not only are these jorts, they are cuffed jorts. Plus, this plaid button down looks like it might have palm trees on it?! Let’s not leave out the white socks and some type of hiking boot.

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“Wouldn’t it be neat to have a baby who loved you?”

Spike: “NO!! SMH.”

Shane is rocking this blue short sleeved button down, those same jorts, white socks, and some brown slip ons.

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Shane sure does clean up well, doesn’t he? He looks extra-square in this pastel getup.

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The morning after, Shane waits outside for Spike in a red-brown button down. Looks like he finally figured out how to button his shirts.

Scooter Webster Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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Scooter brings back fond memories of trotting into elementary school in your little high back pack. He’s pretty ballin in those white pants and color block polo.

Minor Character Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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The unidentified guy who is always wearing short shorts is actually not sporting shorts today! To make up for his lack of usual sexiness, he rolls up his sleeves and unbuttons his shirt halfway.

Melanie Brodie Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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Although I don’t find Melanie’s ensembles to be particularly marvelous, I can tell that a lot of thought and coordination was put into them, so I do appreciate that. Here, Melanie wears almost all-over navy blue with a touch of red and some white accents. The usual plaid + skirt + tie combo.

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For the date from hell, Melanie dons a green flowy button down with a red bow around the neck. It’s in interesting contrast to pair these with a pink-focused floral skirt, but I suppose it works.

Luke Matthews Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

Luke 1

Is this really my first time posting Luke?! I could have sworn I’d done this before. Anyway, everyone’s favorite bad influence is representing Coke, sporting acid wash jeans, and high-top white tennies.

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Luke lurks around in this very vintage-looking yellow polo shirt with a popped collar.

Lucy Fernandez Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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Lucy, where have you been?! Not in this episode. But we are fortunate enough to see this awesome polka dotted skirt, matched with a white tank and white tennies.

Liz O’Rourke Fashion 2.4

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E4: Dinner and a Show
Aired: 1988

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Thankfully, Sourpuss – er, I mean, Liz – isn’t around much in this episode. We do spot her wearing a large orange and blue striped tee, and I especially enjoy this red tank layered over a cutoff-sleeve white tee with a black skirt. I’ll have to try that out sometime. It screams “effortlessly badass” to me.