DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Ms. Snake’s Mom is surprised to see Glenn come home, wearing a blue dress with a red apron. I’m having a hard time imagining this lady disowning her son, but I guess it happened.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Snake’s segment today shows him in a personalized, bedazzled t-shirt, reading “Snake”, in case he or anyone else forgets what his name is. I also like how Snake doesn’t follow all those rules like “redheads and blondes shouldn’t wear yellow or orange”. You know what he does instead? He wears a crapton of yellow and orange.
I might’ve mentioned this before, but in college I thought of this funny concept: how hilarious would it be if someone wore a shirt with their own name on it? So I made a shirt with my own name on it because I thought it was the stupidest idea ever. Turns out…. only a couple of decades before… it was an actual thing.
Poor mopey-dopey Snake. Despite his distress over his brother’s sexual orientation, Snake still tries to dress with pride, in a t-shirt whose neck is overstretched, and of course more orange.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Your little snippet of Simon today shows him looking summery-chic in a yellow tee, an open striped button down, and white socks with white shoes.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
It’s the Shane Show! He’s wearing this t-shirt we see him in all the time, green shorts, nice and cuffed at the bottom, and white socks with white shoes.
And who wouldn’t enjoy this pasty view with that super cool way he put his shirt behind his head while keeping his arms in the sleeves! (On the real though, no hate against pale folks. I get pale in the winter myself. Plus, isn’t Canada like, always winter?)
This tee is pretty cool, it’s a very slight tie dye job. Subtle and classy.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Today’s Rando Review was brought to you by Dorothy’s friend. She participates here in rumor-mongering while sporting a baby blue polo buttoned up all the way to the neck.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
We get one peek at Paul in this weird patterned shirt with an open vest over top. It’s pretty cool and everything, but sorry, no one is on team Paul.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Your Nancy Notion for the day is: Whip your hair back and forth, cuff those khakis, and wear the crap out of those white sneakers!
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Your Michelle Minute for the day combines both classic and modern versions of Michelle. First, we have “new” Michelle – the one who loves patterns, sporting this leaf-print cardigan. Second, we have “old” Michelle – the pastel queen, wearing a baby blue blouse.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Here’s your Melanie moment for the day: she fulfills what is expected of her, wearing a red collared shirt with a blue tie, a navy pencil skirt, and some kind of brown sandals.
DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
This is Luke’s basketball getup. Men in crop tops is a favorite of mine. So today he sports some cutoff sweatpants and a cutoff t-shirt. What a rulebreaker.
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