Category Archives: Minor Character

Minor Character Fashion 3.16: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E16: Bye-Bye, Junior High!
Aired: 1989

 

First, this painting or chemical or something company called Narbo is wearing some snazzy orange coveralls. Next we see a couple of cool sweaters – a rainbow one which I LOVE and then Mark in a manly patterned sweater. I guess since I know Mark has a name now, I could give him his own category. And finally, a girl at the dance sports a pink sweater and a long pale blue-grey skirt.

 

Minor Character Fashion 3.14: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E14: Black and White
Aired: 1989

LOL @ this 80s teacher’s face! Of course he’s wearing a suit and tie and thick-rimmed glasses.

Then, this guy’s name… I finally know it. It’s Mark. Now the question is, do I go back and update every appearance of Mark? Anyway, here he’s wearing a cool patterned sweater of zigzags and diamonds.

And finally, this dude. Gross. He’s spouting racial slurs while sporting a sloppy mullet and an unimpressive tee.

Don Fashion 3.14: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E14: Black and White
Aired: 1989

Dude, I hate this guy so much. As I mentioned on tumblr the other day, though, I’m really glad the show touched on discrimination of alternative appearances/styles, even if it was just for a second. I wonder what it’s like in TO now, but down here in the South it’s still very much alive and well. I have so much hope that one day, crazy-haired, tattooed, or pierced people can be treated as professionals as well. Oh yeah, we’re here about Don. I mean there’s not much to say about his fashion sense as he’s dressed for work in a blue polo and red apron, and I’d sure love to judge and reject him for his mustache, but you know what? I won’t. There you have it, the first and last time we have to see Don. Bye Felicia! Hope your normal-looking busperson SUCKED at their job!

Minor Character Fashion 3.13: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E13: Making Whoopee
Aired: 1989

We got 2 randos for you today. First is this girl in a loudly patterned sweater. Next is that one guy we see everywhere who has to have a name but I don’t know it. He’s wearing a baggy grey sweater. Ta-da!

Carol ____ Fashion 3.13: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E13: Making Whoopee
Aired: 1989

Oh Carol. You seem alright, but you’ve put us all in an uncomfortable situation.

First she strolls into the scene with a long green jacket, long skirt, and neck a floral bow, smilin like she belongs there. Then she waltzes in to pat us on the head while wearing her work uniform, accentuating her in all the right places, driving Arthur’s dad to pat her booty right in front of us. And finally, she has the audacity to saunter into Parents Night like some impostor, wearing a mustard blouse, that same green jacket, and another neck bow. Luckily we keep it 100 so we told her how it is right there at the entrance of the building. Last time we ever saw her. Shut DOOWWWWN

Okay on a serious note, I don’t hate Carol. I realize this was a very complicated and touchy situation for everyone. I see from everyone’s point of view, but I wrote the above paragraph from something like Arthur’s POV 😉

Minor Character Fashion 3.12: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E12: Taking Off, Part 2
Aired: 1989

First, the hotel front desk guy is wearing a regular old shirt and tie and he’s sporting a kind of combover mullet thing. I wonder where that dude is now.

Next, we’ve met the cops before, but here they are again, in their fancy uniforms.

And finally, Mike’s bandmate is a real jerk. Not so stylish either. You don’t impress me with your tee shirt and jeans!!

Minor Character Fashion 3.11: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E11: Taking Off, Part 1
Aired: 1989

Maybe I should have given the pedophile his own spread, but instead I decided to lump him in with this cop, who cracks me up, because I think it’s so obvious he’s really just an actor pretending to be a cop. Anyway, the pervert man, unlike Mr. Colby, is wearing something a little less obvious – just a shirt and tie, like a regular old salesman. And the cop is wearing, well, a police uniform.

Minor Character Fashion 3.10: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E10: Twenty Bucks
Aired: 1989

First, this dude who must be the cool kid at school is wearing a colorblock windbreaker over a crazy printed button down.

Next is some girl at the soda shop whose ensemble would totally be a thing right now at this moment. A cute oversized sweater with skinny black pants and white tennies.

Minor Character Fashion 3.8: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E8: Star-Crossed
Aired: 1989

We get a lot of style variety from the randos this episode.

First, this girl is wearing a white top with a cute bluish skater skirt.

Next, a girl wears a long multicolored plaid dress.

Third, the nameless yet ever-present boy that I want to call “Hank” is wearing some wild patterned shorts with a polo.

Fourth are the total jerks who like to pick fights. Looking drab as heck in jeans and tees. Wow, impressive…

Fifth, here’s another male teacher in a shirt that seems a bit too tight, a tie, and 80s glasses.

Next is a teacher? student? in a super casual shirt with a more formal black pencil skirt. Interesting juxtaposition.

Our seventh rando is that super cool girl whose name we still don’t know. She is legitimately wearing shorts with frogs on them. That is amazing. Topped with a yellow sweater.

And finally, here’s Dorothy’s friend in the only shirt she seems to wear lately: a blue polo.