S2E12: White Wedding, Part 1 Aired: 2002
Here are the random people from the episode! First is the strip club bouncer, who I must say was fantastically cast. He’s so gruff and scary but the only fashion content we get from him is this cool biker mustache. Next is the cake delivery lady who I find scary because she’s randomly yelling about something for no apparent reason. For some reason her outfit looks like she’s ready to garden. Denim bucket hat, and denim jacket. Next is some dude who comes to Snake’s stag party. I wish he was like, someone from high school, but he seems to just be a rando. And he’s literally wearing all khaki. Someone should have turned him away at the door. And finally is the mariachi band looking sleek in all white getups; nonetheless, Spike threatens to murder them.
I rounded up a good bit is miscellaneous shots this time! My god, this “kick me” sign is hilarious, that’s one gag I’ve just thought was funny my whole entire life. And I’m so glad they made the choice to add this little detail in here. Next, this kid is seriously wearing a KD shirt. I’ve learned so much about Canadian culture and their love for boxed mac n’ cheese, AKA Kraft Dinner. They love it so much, they hang it on their wall and wear it on their clothes. I thought we liked it here in the US but no, it’s an actual icon in Canada. Next is this open-back top. I remember when these came out. They were all the rage and you just had to have them. Plus, they didn’t break dress code because no bra would show. It’s so funny now; they were just super cheap tee shirt material with a cutout and tie. Next, is this sunshine girl in Spinner’s locker, wearing a red string bikini. She actually looks pretty 90s. Then we see the crowd at the science fair, getting many great examples of typical average 2000s middle school fashion. Then we have a girl in the caf wearing low rise pants and a pale top which is probably another one of those open-back shirts. It is just amazing how tight our clothes used to be. It’s almost hard to look at now. It’s like, our entire bodies were just on display. No shame of course, but like, that’s freakin tight and looks uncomf to boot. Next is someone wearing a long denim skirt with a frayed hem, and platform mules. Then we have a look at some gals and dudes laughing in the classroom, and finally we wrap up this post with a full shot of the class, right before Spinner’s boner strikes fear into the hearts of all.
Okay sorry for the terrible quality but I had to snag a picture of this girl’s blue spaghetti strap dress complete with platform flip flops and tiny purse. Then a shot of some baggy-clothes boys and pencil skirts and pedal pushers on the girls. Then, some dude with spiked hair getting his picture taken. And then… Dude. Okay, this photographer really reminds me of the creeper who picked up hitchhiking Wheels. DOESN’T HE! And I’m like, perpetually pissed about the main line he delivers – “A girl as pretty as you should never frown.” WTF is that supposed to mean? That if I’m pretty I don’t have problems, or that if I frown you don’t enjoy the view which is me as much? Sit down you creeper. I’m not even gonna describe your outfit.
First, we have one of the dudes at the lunch table in a greyish v-neck. Then, the bike courier delivery man brings condoms to Ashley’s house in a full on outfit like he’s ready to do the Tour de France or something. Then, the cashier at the drugstore – whom I almost just referred to as a condom salesman – spends some time embarrassing Jimmy in some tourist-lookin button down. And finally, the janitor – I think this is Lou – sweeping up after all those sloppy kids.
DTNG FASHION S1E4: Eye of the Beholder
So this “minor character” section is where I not only place unidentified people, but it’s where I’ll also post group shots that I didn’t want to separate. Of course we get a lot of baggy pants, chunky shoes, tight shirts, and cap sleeves.
It’s time for the randos! First is this girl who seriously looks incredibly cool, like some kind of rock star. She wears a light jean jacket over what looks to be a band tee. She has a really cool hairdo, idk what to call it – a perm with bangs? and hoop earrings. Next is the counselor who has to have a talk with Michelle about taking caffeine pills. I took some caffeine pills once in high school. I thought I was super adventurous and cool because it was basically a drug. Anyway, the counselor lady wears a big teal colored cardi and a khaki colored skirt. Oh yeah and panty hose and all that jazz.
DH FASHION DH S1E11: All in a Good Cause
Here’s today’s rando club! First of all, this is the guy who I guess is a higher-up over at People for Peace. He seems pretty sane and is telling Claude to calm the heck down and be a little more strategic. Of course Claude is way to immature to listen. It’s too bad we didn’t get to see him grow up because so many rash and illogical people end up growing up so beautifully once they gain perspective and wisdom. Anyway, this P4P dude is dressed all business casual but then he has a bandanna tied around his neck. Next is the girl from Pigeons Are People Too. Although she has her own philanthropic concerns, right now she is getting on to Claude about a school project, wearing a maxi skirt and a red and gold vest. Then we see a couple of the upperclassmen…women? wearing some shiny gold earrings – and I love the overalls. And finally, we have this kid who is Alex’s competition for UNICEF fundraising. He’s never dressed too excitingly, blah.