Category Archives: Work Uniform

Spinner Mason Fashion 4.13

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S4E13: 
Bark at the Moon
Aired: 
2004

Ew, what do you think of Spinner and Manny as a couple? Weird as hell, right? Somehow much weirder than Spinner and Paige. Anyway, he’s still looking the best he’ll ever look right now, with that haircut. He wears a tee, ball bearing necklace, and also has that skateboarder black strap belt that hangs down the front leg. He’s also seen in his Dot uniform.

Paige Michalchuk Fashion 4.10

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S4E10: 
Neutron Dance
Aired: 
2004

“HELLOOOOO? It’s watermelon!”

Paige time! Like I’ve been saying, I LOVE this era of Paige’s style. Her hair is bomb, her complexion is glowing, and the colors she picks are GREAT. I am living for this off-shoulder, baby blue ruched top, with jeans, silver jewelry, and that textured hairstyle. In yoga, gah I’m sorry but none of these kids are doing it right. Anyway, in yoga, she wears a cute ponytail, a maroon tank, and yoga pants. We get a brief glimpse of that dehumanizing work uniform before we’re back in yoga, in PINK! And finally, Paige is going to the club looking like a 2000s hottie. She wears this cowl neck pink blouse layered over a white cami, because layers were everything. She also has that poof in her hair, which I still do. She’s all accessorized complete with her tiny purse. And she’s wearing KHAKIS to the club.

Alex Nunez Fashion 4.10

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S4E10: 
Neutron Dance
Aired: 
2004

New episode, and here is Alex, fully recovered from causing the end of the world! She’s busy with other things now – namely, Paige having a crush on their teacher I think. Here she is in this brown polyester work uniform.

Miscellaneous Fashion 4.8

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S4E8: 
Time Stands Still, Part 2
Aired: 
2004

Time for the “rando roundup” as I used to call it! Just the group pictures and random people. First we have these baggy-clad dudes laughing at Rick. Then a girl with a side part, braces, and a boat neck top. Then a couple of cops, swat guys, investigators, etc. And a shot of some girls evacuating the school wearing some very typical low rise pants with tight shirts.

Spinner Mason Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

Ew, it’s Gross Spinner, Worst Version of Spinner Ever Time. Sorry guys, sometimes I get biased even though I try to only report the truth. But seriously, this version of Spinner makes me so angry and disgusted. Fashion-wise, though, he doesn’t really do anything different. He’s got that long unwashed hair, his man necklace, jeans, and baggy tees. However, something different you may notice is that SMUG LOOK on his face, and that leftover sunburn that leaves him looking extra crusty. You know what though? It’s hard to tell what SPINNER really wants in this episode. He’s hard to read. Like, do you love Paige (flowers) or do you hate her (taunting her at work)? Do you want Manny, Paige, both, neither?

Miscellaneous Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

Time for the rando roundup for Islands in the Stream! First is this couple Paige is waiting on at The Dot. The guy has long curly hair, tats, and a tee, and the girl has a 2000s side part with layers and a red tank. Then, there’s the mean manager in his Dot shirt. Next is a couple of guys behind Toby wearing headwear and baggy pants, making Toby look much less cool. Then there’s a dude dribbling in the hallway wearing baggy layers. Next, a little Spirit Squad group shot. Then, haha check this girl out. It’s funny that she’s wearing this shirt while Rick is out collecting kisses. But seriously though, these shirts with statements on them were all the rage. This is hilarious. With that white grommet belt and those low-rise jeans? I think she even has a little hip tattoo to bring it all together. This is fantastic. Rick, just walk away bruh. Then there are a couple of dudes at the movie theatre who are dressed so plainly there’s not even much I can say. And FINALLY, I had to throw in this mohawk guy!

Paige Michalchuk Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

Ah, the star of the episode. So Paige is realizing that Spinner totally sucks. She is also still trying to pay him back for wrecking his car. So the first outfit we see is her uniform when she was working briefly at The Dot. Then she’s in the caf wearing thie bizarre lilac tie-front top, with the tie hanging all the way down to her knees. Her hair is also super cutely styled, which I feel is treading outside the perimeters of realistic high school. But it IS pretty. The next top is this super cute off-the-shoulder watermelony tie-dyed top, short enough to reveal the matching pink belt on her jeans. She’s also got some subtle pink eyeshadow, and her jeans are cuffed since she’s short, and she has pink pumps on as well. Then, she’s in her little chihuahua tee again, gazing at her asshole boyfriend. She wears this with a jean miniskirt and flip flops (which were not allowed at my school). Gosh, we’re still going? This is a lot of Paige outfits. We see a Spirit Squad ‘fit (peep that flip phone), and also her work uniform after she lands the job at the theatre. Can we take a moment of silence for the saggy crotch on those work khakis? Gah, I remember that feeling all too well. And finally, the last outfit is that darling orange and pink top with the O-ring detail. Looking like a 70s flashback.

Meeri Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

Uh-oh, it’s the first appearance of The Evil Meeri. The movie theatre manager, who is actually interviewing Paige right now. Meeri is like, kinda tough, but I think she keeps it real, ya know? Anyway, she wears the delicious color of the theatre – brown.

Alex Nunez Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

A new episode, and we start off featuring scary, scary Alex. Her hair is jet-black as ever. First we see some casual khakis, with a black tank and of course those exposed bra straps. Ohh man look at these nails! Square-shaped French manicure. She wears her giant hoops, and her tinted shades tucked into her grey fitted tee. We get a brief moment of color here with this green tank and jeans, but then it’s on to this awful brown movie theatre uniform. Gotta hand it to her for adding so much personality to it, though, with the giant hoops.

Spinner Mason Fashion 4.5

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S4E5: 
Anywhere I Lay My Head
Aired: 
2004

Ew, it’s gross Spinner time. Spinner in his grossest form, I mean. I try not to get screenshots that have the credits showing but it’s all I could get for this first ‘fit, as unremarkable as it is. A brown tee and carpenter jeans. Oh and a necklace. And that awful greasy lookin hair. Even worse, his pasty body is revealed in a white tank and what looks like a little kid’s sunglasses. lol. Sorry, I’m just being brutal for no reason. He does suck right now though. And finally, a little glimpse of him in his Dot uniform. They should really make him wear a hair net.