Tag Archives: Ryan Cooley

JT Yorke Fashion 4.6

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S4E6: 
Islands in the Stream
Aired: 
2004

The fact that JT is not really around for a fashion review in this episode kind of mirrors the fact the he has distanced himself from Toby. He’s doing the long-sleeve-shirts-under-short-sleeve-shirts thing and even has these layered collars with his man necklace and shaggy hair. Ew, I’m having 2000s dating pool flashbacks. I can smell the Axe and the Polo.

JT Yorke Fashion 4.5

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S4E5: 
Anywhere I Lay My Head
Aired: 
2004

How was I so sure this was JT? lol! Here he is as the mascot at the car wash. I swear, this does NOT look like it’s warm enough to have a car wash. If it was really swimsuit weather, wearing this mascot costume would be a safety hazard, no?

JT Yorke Fashion 4.4

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S4E4: 
Mercy Street
Aired: 
2004

Ah yes, JT’s shining moment. I wonder if Ryan Cooley felt that the writers constantly abused JT. Anyway so he’s got a major confidence problem because everyone sees his peenie and it’s small. Gosh, at least he seems to have gotten a haircut. Anyway, first he’s in swim trunks, a necklace, and some shades. At school he’s got a really preppy look of layered collared shirts. Next, in gym, he’s talking about Craig in blue shorts and a tee. Oh and sorry to show you a picture of JT tinkling, but it’s a full outfit shot and we don’t get very many of those. Long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts for the win. As well as the wide leg jeans. I’ve also included a nice shot of the King Cobra Penis Pump. Ew, okay, and the lovemaking outfit in the bedroom, complete with the mustache sweat, is like the worst thing ever. It’s hilarious but also makes me feel so embarrassed for JT. He’s got this breezy buttondown halfway undone, exposing his chest. loool. And the sex thing doesn’t go well if you recall – so the next outfit is here at school and it’s just so sad, he’s got a ton of flowers to say “sorry you saw me using a strange genital contraption”, with a plaid button down over an athletic-inspired tee, and casual khakis. Ouch, it is just painful. I gotta say though I kinda like most of JT’s style this episode. I don’t love it as much as early JT, but it is super realistic for the time period.

JT Yorke Fashion 4.1

DTNG FASHION
S4E1: 
Ghost in the Machine
Aired: 
2004

We’ve gone from flames and backwards caps in season 1… to this, a sweatervest and a watch in season 4. Ok, JT.

JT Yorke Fashion 3.22

DTNG FASHION
S3E22: 
The Power of Love
Aired: 
2004

This is a picture of JT making snarky comments to Snake about “a distinct lack of ice” for the drinks. Little jerk. Ugh. And his kurta is red. The end.

JT Yorke Fashion 3.21

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S3E21: 
Our House
Aired: 
2004

JT is still sporting those toned-down colors, but he does mix some patterns with his tee and overshirt. He’s also doing that long sleeve shirt under short sleeve shirt which I forget isn’t as common these days. Heck, I’d like to do that but it’s rarely cold enough here for layers. Outside he’s wearing this ugly khaki kind of jacket. And our last ensemble features a shot of both JT and Manny wearing casual khakis together.

JT Yorke Fashion 3.20

DTNG FASHION
S3E20: 
I Want Candy
Aired: 
2004

JT is being a total clown in class and gets Emma in trouble. Annoying. But sadly he no longer dresses like a clown. He’s just wearing a couple of blue shirts, a necklace, and his bed head.

JT Yorke Fashion 3.19

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S3E19: 
It’s Raining Men
Aired: 
2004

JT’s commercial is wicky-wicky-whack apparently. Actually I think everyone would really like it in real life. He gets dressed super cool in a jersey, chain, and hat. SUPA FLY FRIES! Other than that, he’s wearing colors that are increasingly more drab compared to the grade 7 JT. Just some browns, tans, khakis, and a pop of blue here and there. Maybe it’s symbolic of how his vibrancy is slowly degrading.

JT Yorke Fashion 3.16

DTNG FASHION
S3E16: 
Take on Me
Aired: 
2004

JT doesn’t really have a role in this episode except to be super surprised that the cool kids are talking to Toby, saying “What happened here this weekend?” I kinda love that. Anyway, he’s just wearing regular old JT clothes.