Lord, we have a buttload of Craig to go through today. Because his cheating ass is the star of the show. First we see him unloading the Christmas tree. He wears jeans, a leather jacket, and one of the worst fashion items to appear on broomheadz – a backwards newsboy hat. This is atrocious. And unfortunately there’s more. But next we see him taking phonecalls from his mistress, with his usual floofy hair, and a red tee under a denim overshirt. His next appearance is in a raglan tee – try not to get distracted by Joey’s awful turtleneck, we will get to that in another post. Next, oh no – that awful hat is back. He’s even tucked his bangs into it. Who let this happen? He continues to wear this awful thing throughout the rest of these shots. It’s kinda hard to pay attention to his boring shirts, pants, and shoes that I’d otherwise go over with you.
DTNG FASHION S3E10:Never Gonna Give You Up Aired: 2003
This is the subplot where Spinner wants JT to go away and stop being friends with Paige. Idk why y’all like this dude so much but whatever. First, he’s wearing those shorts. You remember these shorts, back from the day. They’re so long and baggy that they’re almost pants. Ha, I think these are hilarious. Then he’s just got a tee and zip up hoodie. I type “zip up hoodie” so much we might as well start calling them ZUHs. His hair looks gross as usual. He does make an appearance in his The Dot uniform. And then JT rips Spinner’s pants off in a totally hetero way, revealing some classic stereotypical boxers with hearts on them as if we were in some kind of cartoon. Also note the silhouette of those skate shoes that were IT back in the day. The flatter the bottoms, the rounder the toes, the puffier the tongue, the cooler you were.
Here’s some more Spinner homophobia for you all. He’s got filthy-looking hair, a muddy-colored tee shirt, and is complaining of spray cheese poos in PJ pants at Jimmy’s. And finally, he’s seen wearing that blue skateboarding tee back at school, still trying to recover from his acute homophobia. I love when Marco’s basically like, “Listen bro, you aren’t good-looking, so don’t worry about it.”
Shall we just call this the “Craig just got out of bed” phase, in terms of his attire? Messy hair, baggy jeans, and tee shirts. But, the leather jacket makes it look like he tried. However, can you believe this is what he wore, minus the jacket, to the club? God, he stuck out like a sore thumb. Like bro the coffee shop is down the street. That should have been an indicator right then and there that Craig and Manny were never meant to be.