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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988
Yick is keeping it classic of course in his little striped polos which he has actually grown into since Season 1. He’s not literally swimming in them anymore.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Trendy Trudi is sporting her classic hair, with some cuffed striped pants and a striped sleeveless tee. Stripes on stripes – daring!
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

No one get mad at my new alliterations. Like… don’t get weird with this one. By a taste of Tessa, I mean a taste of her fashion sense. Okay? I struggle with coming up with these, some of them are so stupid. This one was between “Tessa Tableau” and “Tessa Taste”. I’m not comfortable enough using the word “tableau” which I’ve never heard before, so here we are. So Tessa’s like the epitome of little preteen girl in this insane striped button down under a polka dot overall jumper thing. It’s so tacky it’s cute.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988


Spike slays today in a plaid skirt and some sort of decorated tee. It says “Love Missile”. I could never catch the front. I’m no 80s genius (is it even possible to become a genius of a time you didn’t live through?!) but I Googled “Love Missile” and it’s the name of a song by a band called Sigue Sigue Sputnik. It’s really freakin weird. I see it’s described as “space punk”. So yeah, that’s highly likely that’s what Spike’s shirt is referring to. Meanwhile, in contrast to the complexities of Sigue Sigue Sputnik space punk, Joey is trying to sell Spike some Zit Remedy and she’s all “nah”.

I love how musically-focused Spike is, also without being a musician herself. That’s how I am. So today she sports a more familiar artist on her shirt, Billy Idol. Her hair is fleekin and is freshly bleached. And I’m pretty sure in 10 years no one will know what “fleekin” means. Or it’ll be the equivalent of some term like “bling bling” is today.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Your little snippet of Simon today shows him looking summery-chic in a yellow tee, an open striped button down, and white socks with white shoes.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

It’s the Shane Show! He’s wearing this t-shirt we see him in all the time, green shorts, nice and cuffed at the bottom, and white socks with white shoes.

And who wouldn’t enjoy this pasty view with that super cool way he put his shirt behind his head while keeping his arms in the sleeves! (On the real though, no hate against pale folks. I get pale in the winter myself. Plus, isn’t Canada like, always winter?)

This tee is pretty cool, it’s a very slight tie dye job. Subtle and classy.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Today’s Rando Review was brought to you by Dorothy’s friend. She participates here in rumor-mongering while sporting a baby blue polo buttoned up all the way to the neck.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

We get one peek at Paul in this weird patterned shirt with an open vest over top. It’s pretty cool and everything, but sorry, no one is on team Paul.
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Your Nancy Notion for the day is: Whip your hair back and forth, cuff those khakis, and wear the crap out of those white sneakers!
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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

Your Michelle Minute for the day combines both classic and modern versions of Michelle. First, we have “new” Michelle – the one who loves patterns, sporting this leaf-print cardigan. Second, we have “old” Michelle – the pastel queen, wearing a baby blue blouse.