Omg y’all, Dylan is here! I have so many mixed feelings about Dylan. I feel like I appreciate him more as I get older. He has many faults of course. But I love his role as a gay jock. I love how he goes out into the world with confidence. But his whole role as a perpetual “example” and “mentor” almost takes away our ability to really get to know him. Anyway, so him and Paige and all Paige’s friends to to the beach, right? But it’s cold and rainy, lol. He’s wearing a striped athletic looking polo with shorts and flip flops, and ends up having to don a yellow rain jacket. And at school, he majestically stands up to Jay’s trolling in another horizontally-striped polo. Oh and he has this fluffy shaggy hair that you will continue to see on all the dudes.
Craig’s evil nature is beginning to bloom. But we won’t go there yet. For now, we are stuck staring at his shaggy 2000s boy hair, rocker tees, baggy jeans, and jean jackets. There he is with Emma too. Man, I don’t like him but I think I would have if he and Emma had gotten together from the start. Oh, what could have been…
Ashley is just completely glued to Craig for now. RIP to Goth Ash. But, I mean, she pulls this rocker look off really well, and it does seem to be better aligned with her actual interests. Her hair is still nice and red, and she wears a graphic tee and an armband with jeans. I ALSO WANT TO POINT OUT SOMETHING EXTREMELY SIGNIFICANT. Her freaking bellybutton is pierced?! Looks like she overcame that extreme phobia of needles? Wish we’d had an episode about that! Anyway, this shirt she’s wearing is quite interesting. It’s got a sleeve on one side and no sleeve on the other side!
Toby wears a carefree grey v-neck tee, and also wears his backpack on ONE shoulder only, which is what cool kids do. He also wears baggy khaki pants and chunky black skate shoes. He’s also seen staring at Manny, wearing a like, cream-colored polo. Ew.
Sully has returned, after a few instances so far of suggesting his questionable character. Nevertheless, Manny is into him, and he’s suddenly into her once he sees that whale tail. Like Spinner, he is first seen covered entirely with mud. Then he wears a blue button down and those slick shades. And lastly, he’s in this red and black (or red and blue) soccer looking pullover.
This is the last time Spinner will be a soccer star. Wait, is this soccer? This show hasn’t always been the most sports-infused, (except the whole hockey thing,) and for that I am glad. Anyway, he’s in his uniform and all muddy like he actually accomplished something. Then he’s behind the drum set wearing tees and necklaces like usual.
Sydney is back! She wears a red tank and black pants, trying to have a little stay-at-home date.. a stay date? with Joey. Of course it gets interrupted by his embarrassing impulses. He hears Craig’s band practices and leaps over to the garage.
Time for the random catch-all post! First we have a gal sporting highlighted hair, a 3/4 sleeve tee, and a blue mini skirt. And, also, a weird neck scarf. Sully’s type, apparently. Then, a super cool girl on a scooter with an unfinished ponytail, hoop earrings, and flare pants. And finally, just a couple of group shots of boys ogling Manny.