Category Archives: Fashion

Maya Goldberg Fashion 4.4: Maya Magic

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

I think Maya’s style really represents the 80s stereotype – not in a bad way, but you know. When you think of the 80s you think of giant shirts and big hair, etc. And Maya always rocks the trends. Look how incredibly big this orange shirt is. It’s so big, it’s like developing its own cape and shawl with its excess fabric. Then she wears another gigantic shirt that looks like it’s hand decorated.

Kathleen Mead Fashion 4.4: Kathleen Kicker

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

Look, I love Kathleen, but all I can say about her outfits is PLAIN FREAKIN JANE – that, and TOTAL SQUARE. Her button downs and her pleated shorts and her slacks – well, at least she is adding in more color these days. And on the DL, I have to say I would totally wear that yellow plaid dress actually…

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.4: Joey Jamboree

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

The way Joey’s little curls flare out from under his hat remind me of the mid-2000s teenage redneck hat hair swoop curl that the boys from my high school days would sport. Shudder. So yeah, as usual, it’s the same old Joey style, with a bit of a high school edge, newer shirts, newer vests, a little more color coordination.

Joanne Rutherford Fashion 4.4: Joanne Jewels

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

Joanne….. I feel like she’s in here in the bathroom trying to eavesdrop on everyone she can, so she can spread some rumors around. She’s looking extra-suspicious in this oversized tee, jean jacket, and black leggings.

Erica Farrell Fashion 4.4: Erica Ensembles

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

So we still see this slight downturn in Erica’s style choices lately, since her issues in episode 1: gray and black, no pops of color, no statement jewelry.

Diana Economopoulos Fashion 4.4: Diana Dressings

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

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I’m not sure if this counts as a fashion analysis, but this is all we could get of Diana. We see a dusty rusty pinkish blouse, barely, because she is covered in shaving cream indicating her niner-ness.

PS – When I was little, I could not understand the difference between whipped cream and shaving cream. Or mashed potatoes and vanilla ice cream, for that matter.

Clutch Fashion 4.4: Clutch Coolness

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DH S1E4: Dream On
Aired: 1989

It’s still bothering me that Clutch doesn’t have a last name. Clutch…. Wilkins. Let’s do that. Clutch Wilkins is up here in the caf with his light wash jeans, a tee shirt, and an open button down over top. Hair as luxurious as ever.