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Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.22

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S4E22: 
Goin’ Down the Road Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Poor Joey.. Poor Joey? Am I saying that right? That doesn’t seem like 2 words that should go together. But it IS a little sad, what he’s going through here. Anyway, instead of line iteming each outfit piece, let’s zoom out and look at this color palette. It’s so… MUTED! It’s so unlike Joey! Khakis and tans, and even the actual colors he wears are drained of vibrancy! Yuck.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.21

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S4E21: 
Goin’ Down the Road Part 1
Aired: 
2005

I DO feel a little bad for Joey… here he is thinking everything is going well – that Caitlin loves him and that Craig is managing life with his new diagnosis. But actually his life is about to crumble before his eyes. He wears muted colors of shirts and ties for work, then he’s in his typical ringer tee, and finally he sees Craig off to “England” in a burgundy long sleeve tee.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.12

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S4E12: 
Voices Carry Part 2
Aired: 
2004

Joey is seen in a grey painting tee, then he rudely barges into a wedding that he’s not invited to. Remember, he’s just there because Craig destroyed a hotel room or stole his credit card or something. It definitely could have waited. But instead he invaded the wedding and yelled at Ashley. He’s RUDE. The end. Oh yeah and he’s wearing a red polo and a grandfather jacket.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.11

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S4E11: 
Voices Carry Part 1
Aired: 
2004

Joey doesn’t have much to offer fashion-wise these days. Oh yeah and this shot is house-painting day so he’s just wearing trash clothes. haha sorry, not really fitting for a fashion blog but here we are.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.8

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S4E8: 
Time Stands Still, Part 2
Aired: 
2004

This is the face of the man whose girlfriend saves his ASS. Ungrateful swine! He’s wearing a grey v-neck and jeans of the time.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.7

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S4E7: 
Time Stands Still, Part 1
Aired: 
2004

Ah yes, it’s time for more sad adult Joey. And he’s even sadder than normal, because his used car lot is going down the toilet. This is where Craig takes it upon himself to summon Joey’s ex girlfriend Sydney, a realtor, to sell the house in hopes of keeping the family afloat. So stupid, what high school kid would do that? Sydney isn’t even a home realtor. Eyeroll. First, Joey is in a suit, and next, he’s in a v-neck tee and jeans. His style is just so… barren. Like his life.

DTNG FASHION
S4E2: 
Ghost in the Machine Part 2
Aired: 
2004

All the pizazz being drained from Joey’s wardrobe is reflective of all the color drained from his life since high school. First he’s in this shirt that looks like a bowling shirt, then he’s in a blue raglan, and last he’s in an awful mauve shirt and tie and what looks like a brown jacket. It’s hard to tell since she’s always in his dark shadowy house.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 4.1

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S4E1: 
Ghost in the Machine
Aired: 
2004

Joey is selling Spinner a car in this adult-Joey khaki jacket we see all the time I feel like. Then he’s watching that video of Caitlin, wearing this 80s mauve color.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.22

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S3E22: 
The Power of Love
Aired: 
2004

Man, if Joey Jeremiah was a color, am I right? Check out this greenish tan color, ew. Anyway, he finally wears something decent when he goes on a date with Caitlin. But of course, things go sour. Again.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.18

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S3E18: 
Rock ‘n’ Roll High School
Aired: 
2004

Joey, our once-joyous child, now-downtrodden adult, wears this awful mauve shirt-and-tie combo, but then switches things up with a raglan shirt and regular tee paired with this SICK back support belt. Wow, making adulthood look really great, Joe.