Category Archives: Joey Jeremiah

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.18

Rock ‘n’ Roll High School

Joey, our once-joyous child, now-downtrodden adult, wears this awful mauve shirt-and-tie combo, but then switches things up with a raglan shirt and regular tee paired with this SICK back support belt. Wow, making adulthood look really great, Joe.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.12

Holiday Part 2

Ah, here we have Joey the repeating offender. First we see his snow boots, and him in a puffy jacket. Then he’s dressed up – but not too dressed up, you see, because he doesn’t have a tie on – to see Caitlin and also to see Craig’s talent show. Oh and also to break up with Sydney. Oh and also to tell Craig all about his youthful sexual exploits at the expense of Caitlin.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.11

 Holiday Part 1
Aired: 2003

Oh yay, an episode starring Joey. First he’s all festive by topping off his outfit with a Santa hat. Indoors, he’s in a very exciting gray shirt. And THEN, he wears this flattering cream-colored turtleneck. And finally, a tux. One of those tuxes that comes with a shoulder towel. What’s that about anyway? I know I could Google it, but I like to wonder. I like life to have some mystery.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.9

 Against All Odds
Aired: 2003

Joey’s just lounging with another girl he doesn’t deserve, urging Craig to go away, wearing this polo with tiny horizontal stripes.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.5

 Pride, Part 2
Aired: 2003

Joey’s wearing a silvery blue button down that’s just a biiiit too big for him, while he and the girl he doesn’t deserve, Sydney, drop off some fishy food for Snake post-biopsy.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.3

 U Got the Look
Aired: 2003

Continuing with this bland af color scheme, Joey wears more button up shirts and ties. That picture of him driving away in his car though – talk about pictures you can hear. “Rock on dudes!” Oh right, slapped there in the middle he does dress casually, in some weird polo and a waist apron. Tell me, why would you wear an apron from the waist down? What does that protect you from? Anyway, this is the episode where Joey thinks that Craig and Craig’s band actually care that Joey was in a pretend band once. And he’s super embarrassing, and then the camera accidentally films Craig talking smack, and then Joey watches it. It’s painful. God. I almost feel sorry for Joey. He’s very sad about being an adult. But Joey, just because you’re an adult doesn’t mean you have to look and be so boring.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.2

Father Figure Part 2
Aired: 2003

Here’s Joey, being absolutely no fun some more. He’s really mad he had to pick up Emma and Craig from Stouffville. He wears a black tee, jeans, and a khaki kind of jacket. And here in the woods, this may be the most repulsive outfit he’s ever worn. Who allowed this? Literally brown on brown on brown on brown on brown. I bet his shoes are also brown.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.1

Father Figure Part 1
Aired: 2003

Emma was looking through an old Degrassi yearbook, so here’s a little shot of Joey in a suit. I feel like this is actually a shot of Pat in later years, but whatever. And we also get a current Joey shot, wearing a blue shirt. It’s a nice little side-by-side. I do love the little bit of nostalgia they have weaved through this episode.