Category Archives: Snake Simpson

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.5

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S2E5: Weird Science
Aired: 2002

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I’ve been so distracted by Spinner’s boner escapades this episode that I forgot that wasn’t even the main plotline. The main plotline, everyone, is Emma’s contempt for Snake. So that’s why we get so much Snake today. First he wears a black sweater thing. Then he chains up his bike, wearing his really cool helmet and an olive green shirt. Next he judges the science hair in a deep maroon button down. And finally, he comes home with Spike after some black tie event, so he’s actually wearing a tux.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.4

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S2E4: Karma Chameleon
Aired: 2002

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Snake is just wearing another worn out looking old polo in a washed out color.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.3

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S2E3: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Aired: 2002

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LOL god. Snake is wearing a bland monochromatic outfit complete with Wallaby shoes. I can’t even say much more than that. It pains me. However, he finally is somewhat interestingly dressed for the daytime 80s dance. A styled wig, a multicolored shirt, two? vests, and some eye makeup. Again, idk who he’s dressed as, sorry. He even plays “Everybody Wants Something”. Okay, so when I was first watching this show, I think I understood by now that there was an 80s Degrassi and that’s where a lot of the grown ups came from. They’ve mentioned their band before and I was assuming it was gonna be a really cool 80s rock band, right? Like, the 80s were heavy and awesome (this is my teenage thought here okay?). And then, when Snake plays “Everybody Wants Something” over the speakers, I was like. Seriously? THIS is the band they talk so much about? This is the dorkiest thing ever. Anyway, the last picture is him making out with Spike in a normal grown up Snake shirt.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.1

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S2E1: When Doves Cry
Aired: 2002

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First, Snake is wearing a suit to class – wait, why is he wearing a suit to class? I don’t remember. And then, there’s a little get together at Spike’s house and he’s wearing a blue shirt. This would almost be considered a pop of color in his unfortunately drab adult wardrobe.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.15

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S1E15: Jagged Little Pill
Aired: 2002

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Well, Snake is slightly more colorful than normal. Not tan, not brown, but a blue shirt today. Wow.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.14

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S1E14: Under Pressure
Aired: 2002

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Ew, gross. Look at this color scheme. Does this even need a description? Here are various long sleeve looks with no design and no color. Enjoy.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.13

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S1E13: Cabaret
Aired: 2002

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Here’s more Snake, wearing more colorless long sleeve collared shirts.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.12

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S1E12: Wannabe
Aired: 2002

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Snake is still lookin plain af in a tan sweater. Nothing else to say about this.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.8

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S1E8: Secrets and Lies
Aired: 2001

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Snake is just wearing his plain old wardrobe of murky colors. Not much to say here at the moment. I’m starting to realize Snake’s attire will never be as dazzling as it was in past posts, but we’ll just have to settle for the fact that it’s simply, good to see him. Good to keep seeing him.

Snake Simpson Fashion 1.5

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S1E5: Parents Day
Aired: 2001

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Well, once again, Snake’s style is terribly boring compared to his high school days. So here he is in some blah dark colors, completely masking how interesting he might be.