Category Archives: Trend: Crazy Shorts

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.8: Snake Segment

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E8: Star-Crossed
Aired: 1989

Snake starts us off with a typical Snake ensemble of his blue jacket, his dog t-shirt, and his crazy orange shorts. Next, for a brief moment we see him in that rad laid-back cool-dude tie dye with some khaki. And finally, for the Bowl-A-Thon, he stepped his game up a bit, wearing this farm animal button down TUCKED IN to some belted khakis. But to let us know he’s not too serious, he leaves his collar all crunchy.

BLT Thomas Fashion 3.8: BLT Bombshell

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E8: Star-Crossed
Aired: 1989

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Today’s BLT fashion bombshell is of course, athletic and bright. Tanks, tubesocks, and yellow are his current signatures.

BLT Thomas Fashion 3.6

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

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I’ve been enjoying BLT’s unique athletic but loud style. We have white hi-top tennies with tube socks, crazy yellow shorts, and a low-cut tank top. That skimpy shirt would have probably violated dress code at my school!

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And I think I’m seeing some crazy shorts with some sort of landscape on them paired with this jersey. Rock on, BLT.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.3

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E3: Big Girl Now
Aired: 1988

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Snake seems to be the only boy who is wearing patterned capris around school. Does this mean he’s cool or weird?

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Snake is getting good use out of this crazy orange shirt. And I still don’t know what TSC on the jacket stands for. Is it like totally obvious and I’m just missing it?

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And here’s yet another crazy zany Snake shirt. Although his taste in shorts is sometimes questionable, I quite enjoy these bleach-stained jorts. And thanks to this blog, I keep forgetting that men don’t wear jorts right now IRL. But apparently Chucks never go out of style.

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Is it just  me, or does Snake always look extra mopey when he’s wearing this sky blue tee? Look at that 80s watch. I bet it can’t even tell him how far he’s walked today or if he’s getting a phone call.

Shane McKay Fashion 2.6

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E6: Fight!
Aired: 1988

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So yeah here’s normal boring plaid Shane, he could just as easily be walking down the street today and I wouldn’t look twice at this outfit because some things never change (well except for those palm trees incorporated into the plaid). So let’s move on because what I have next is much more exciting.

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I can’t say enough about this. Shane looks like a clown with these bright shades of red and blue. And dear god, the shorts! The shorts!!! They don’t match the red in his shirt whatsoever! Anyway, I just, love… and hate… this. It sure is festive; it’s what he wears to the fight!

Alex Yankou Fashion 2.5

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E5: Stagefright
Aired: 1988

Hello, and welcome to Season 2 Episode 5! We’re really moving along! Only 17 more seasons left!

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Look carefully at this. Look at what is going on here. Alex has on a plaid shirt and some kind of completely mismatched patterned 80s shorts. This is real. Like, sorry to be cliche, but did you get dressed in the dark this morning?!

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I suppose this is where Alex starts to shift… to a new style. A… different.. style. Today he’s rocking strange graphic shorts, white tennies, a black top, and black socks. Hmm….