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Snake Simpson Fashion 1.1

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S1E1: Mother and Child Reunion Part 1
Aired: 2001

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Hey Snake! Looks like he’s ditched the colors and patterns for a black v-neck tee.

Snake Simpson Fashion: School’s Out!

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School’s Out!
Aired: 1992

We get a lot of Snake and we sure haven’t seen the last of him, goodness. I’m actually in the process of screenshotting Degrassi Next Class (before I delete Netflix ASAP) and 20 years later he’s still all up in it. So let’s get into it. Here he is in his graduation robe. He plays pool in some shirt, it’s too dark to tell what’s on it. But come on, the reason you’re all here at School’s Out isn’t for the sex or bikinis, it’s for Snake’s lifeguard getup. He wears this bright yellow, blue, and white tank, these incredibly small shorts, a bucket hat that seems a little small, and slathers on that sunscreen, right on the nose. Schnoz? I felt the need to write schnoz. Sometimes I’m like channeling some other person when I write these things. No offense but that pool is just not cute. Maybe that was the point. And then Snake learns he’s the only virgin left in this cool staticy tee. Oof, then he’s got on this weird striped polo with flowers on it? It’s like horrible, but I also like it, you know? And at the final party where ALL IS EXPOSED…. Snake wears a stripedy tee. And a scowl. He goes off to college – sorry, university – looking mighty mature in a teal polo. Then he brings his new piece of tail to Simon and Alexa’s wedding – Pam. And Snake is all suited up.

Snake Simpson Fashion 5.10-11

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DH S2E10-11: Showtime
Aired: 1991

Aw, poor Snakey, this is a really rough episode. But damn, let’s lighten the mood by looking at his amazing hair, this long, nearly chin-length blunt cut. Haha I think it’s fantastic. We get a good look at his little talent show costume, weird as hell but whatever. On THE day he wears a nice patterned button down, and then we see him taking some time off but still dressed up in a sea-foam-green sweater.

Snake Simpson Fashion 5.9

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DH S2E9: Extracurricular Activities
Aired: 1990

During the week, Snake is looking super cool, and during the weekend, Snake is looking extremely nerdy in his camping getup. Just kidding, Snake always looks cool. Just kidding again.

Snake Simpson Fashion 5.8

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DH S2E8: Home Sweet Home
Aired: 1990

This is the episode where Snake gives Wheels a little tough love. It’s an interesting concept, you know? Sometimes, there’s just no more slack to cut. Snake wears his usual crazy shirts, tucked in to some honestly mom-ish jeans (but I’m here for it), and his haircut is AMAZING.

Snake Simpson Fashion 5.6

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DH S2E6: Crossed Wires
Aired: 1990

LOL, Snake’s first shirt here, the yellow and green design, it reminds me of the early 90s in a way that makes me smile and also cringe. I do think his kind of goofy style really does compliment his personality. And our 2nd outfit today is the orange plaid shirt, and cargo shorts.

Snake Simpson Fashion 5.4

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DH S2E4: A Tangled Web
Aired: 1990

This episode isn’t very Snakey but we do see him in a patterned black and orangey shirt, and then in a Scum shirt, underneath a partly unbuttoned overshirt, all tucked in to his belted jeans.