DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
That’s the look Kathleen gets when she’s talking smack about somebody. And that’s the look Melanie gets when she’s believing Kathleen. Anyway, Kathleen is wearing some drab dark sweater with a white turtleneck underneath. Melanie has a grey button down with a red belt and khaki skirt, under a teal jacket. She’s topped it off with a cute red headband.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
Joy is incredibly evasive. She never talks, I struggled to even find out her name, AND she always runs out of class so fast I can’t capture her outfit! (She’s always the first kid out of class when the bell rings, btw.) Today I got lucky and captured her. It LOOKS like she’s got some sort of all white jumpsuit on (though it might be white bottoms and a white top) under a pink Hawaiian shirt tied at the bottom, and a yellow jacket. It’s very fun and beachy, and I actually really like it!
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
The usual Joey formula = Zit Remedy shirt + Jean jacket or vest + fedora or similar hat.
Or the alternate formula = Hawaiian shirt + fedora or similar hat.
Actually, today he’s got on some sort of leather newsboy cap.
And to mix things up, Joey has paired a Hawaiian shirt with a jean jacket! And there’s that straw hat with a hole in it. The “distressed” look I guess.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
Heather is bae in this silky blue button down. (I’ll probably regret using that word later.)
Heather is on the far right. She’s got a cute yellow turtleneck on under her gigantic dark jean jacket, which I LOVE. She’s also sporting light wash jeans and some cute little slip-ons .
Dark denim + acid wash denim + white tee = spectacular.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
——BABE ALERT——-
Erica looks chill in this striped t-shirt. But don’t be fooled by her casual, dressed-down look…
Because Erica also knows how to party! I love this ensemble of a blue colorblock top, black chunky belt, and red skirt. So festive.
CUTE CUTE CUTE!!! Erica is on the far left here, in case you can’t tell the twins apart (yet). She’s got this adorable blue and white striped tee, a light denim skirt, and cute little white tennies. It’s so summery and simple. She’s also holding her denim jacket over her shoulder in this effortless-cool type of way. It’s cracking me up because she just keeps holding it like that, even as they walk into the school and down the hall!
Erica is on the left again, in another striped tee and her sweet dark denim jacket.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
Yay, it’s Dwayne’s first appearance too! He’s only a background character at this point. But he has a really awesome sense of style… 80s-bully-chic. We’ll get more later.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
For a millisecond we see Caitlin in this super cool acid wash jean jacket. Acid wash is so back right now so Caitlin is on fleek.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
It’s BLT’s first appearance on Broomheadz! This was the best cap I could get, but more BLT to come! He’s wearing a white sweatshirt with, like, animals of the Sahara all over it? I’m not sure. And some white pants to match.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
Another year with Ms. Avery… I don’t think anyone is complaining. She looks like a total boss in this white dress with a popped collar and bandanna around the neck (kind of like what we just saw Alexa wearing!). She ties it all together with a white belt.
DJH FASHION
DJH S2E1: Eggbert
Airdate: 1988
HEY EVERYONE, WE COMPLETED SEASON 1!! Let Season 2 commence: Get ready for clearer pictures, better lighting, and better clothes!
And it’s Alexa time. Thankfully we get tons of Alexa this episode – and better yet, Alexa gets Steph’s whore clothes!
As she stumbles upon the Stephanie Kaye Second Hand Store, Alexa is wearing a navy sweater, with a blue paisley bandanna around her neck, and a white peasant skirt.. with POCKETS!
It’s her first day in her new clothes, and already Alexa is making waves. Stephanie is jealous, and Simon is interested. You know, I feel like Alexa didn’t hit a “10” on the Skank-O-Meter because she didn’t tease her hair really big.
For Lucy’s party, Alexa spices up her outfit by switching the mini skirt for the hot pink leggings, and as it’s so lovingly called by my friend, “the pink sparkly thing”. It appears she has experimented with teasing her hair tonight too! I know I screenshotted this a million times, but I really wanted to capture the essence of the ensemble as best I could.
From this night, and Alexa’s tactics, we can all learn a valuable lesson: Dressing like a skank will attract a good, solid, loyal boyfriend who will later become your husband and result in happily ever after. And from Stephanie, we can learn that deciding to dress modestly will result in dissatisfaction with life, and suicidal thoughts. But more on that later.
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