Snake Simpson Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
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2005

Snake VERY rarely switches things up. So we should be happy about this new look – Snake the biker boy?? Ugh. I don’t know. Instead it fills me with cringe, but this is a cringe largely composed of sympathy. Just… poor Snake. You’re just a dork. You should be okay with that. Because there’s no hiding it. But also there’s a bit of rage here from me, as Snake was doing this to basically experiment with leaving his life behind. He was discontent with everything he had. Obviously this is an introduction to some very poor choices on his part. Anyway, when we’re not seeing him embodying this totally out-of-place biker persona, he’s just wearing blue button downs, and carrying inside his little skull, a fantasy of a different life, one where he doesn’t have a pesky wife, a teenage stepdaughter, a baby, and a boring job.

Miscellaneous Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

For our rando roundup, I have a couple of ravine picks, where you can see the baggy, saggy pants and the tight shirts. Then I have an assortment of older men just giving “authority figure” – a landlord, a pharmacist, and a security guard. I also threw in Snake in his motorcycle outfit here because I didn’t want to separate out these 2000s girls in their tight clothes laughing at him.

Aaron Fashion 5.8

DTNG FASHION
S5E8: 
Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

I had to do some pokin around but I learned that this Fred Durst-lookin drug-lover is named Aaron. Funnily enough, the Degrassi universe already has an Aaron with no last name. He went on dates with the Farrell twins back in Degrassi Junior High. So now we have two Aarons. But I freakin love this one, he’s terrifying despite his small size. He wears a lot of tanks and a crooked hat. His mouth is always sneering. And he has a nice, 2000s star tattoo on his arm.

Manny Santos Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Manny is just being a sidekick again. I can barely get any cute pics of her clothes and stuff. But her hair looks really good in this shaggy bouncy cut.

Mrs. Van Zandt Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Liberty’s mom doesn’t get a first name of her own, I guess. But here she is seen dressed just as drably as her husband, just… all boring business, I guess you could say.

Harold Van Zandt Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Harold’s wardrobe color scheme may be very intentional. It’s giving ‘outdated’, which could be implying how old-school he is. He’s so rude.

Liberty Van Zandt Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

I can’t even tell you how much innate resistance I have to this storyline. It’s the bleakest, most unglamorous, unentertaining pregnancy plot on this show. Well, Liberty is still in her zip up hoodie era, and finally wears her first pair of pregnant-lady overalls!

Mrs. Cooney Fashion 5.8

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Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Here’s JT’s grandma again, Mrs. Cooney as she’s called. She wears this old-lady button shirt. And I thought she had a ponytail before but I guess she actually has a short haircut.

JT Yorke Fashion 5.8

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S5E8: 
Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Here’s our super-not-fun-time-with-JT again. He wears baggy cargo pants as he meets with his client. At school he wears more of the usual preppy stuff – layers, collars, etc. His hair looks a little better… not great, but better. And then of course we see him in a hospital gown. Oof. Just… a bummer of a storyline.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 5.8

DTNG FASHION
S5E8: 
Turned Out Part 2
Aired: 
2005

Ya know, I’m glad he’s in a good place right now. Diane is no Sydney, but she’s pretty amazing. As you may know, I’m not a Joey fan, but I also do feel a little sorry for him. His life is totally lame, and so is his wardrobe. But at least his car is cool – right? I am not a car person. And at least his shades are cool, or at least he thinks so.