Category Archives: Snake Simpson

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.3

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E3: Big Girl Now
Aired: 1988

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Snake seems to be the only boy who is wearing patterned capris around school. Does this mean he’s cool or weird?

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Snake is getting good use out of this crazy orange shirt. And I still don’t know what TSC on the jacket stands for. Is it like totally obvious and I’m just missing it?

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And here’s yet another crazy zany Snake shirt. Although his taste in shorts is sometimes questionable, I quite enjoy these bleach-stained jorts. And thanks to this blog, I keep forgetting that men don’t wear jorts right now IRL. But apparently Chucks never go out of style.

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Is it just  me, or does Snake always look extra mopey when he’s wearing this sky blue tee? Look at that 80s watch. I bet it can’t even tell him how far he’s walked today or if he’s getting a phone call.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.2

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E2: Can’t Live With ‘Em Part 2
Aired: 1988

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Snake is looking like a full fledged teenager these days with the brooding facial expressions and the swoopy hair. He’s respectfully clad in a dark monochromatic sweater for the Wheelers’ funeral.

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Dressed brightly but not smiley, Snake wears a sky blue tee and grey slacks.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.13

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E13: Pass Tense
Aired: 1988

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Snake leans against the pinball machine like an 80s dream in a red ski jacket and jeans.

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The best word I can think of to describe this shirt is “entertaining”. We have blue and green vertical stripes, each containing what seem to be animals. There’s so much to see.

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No need to describe this shirt to you. It’s a classic Snake staple which we’ve seen tons of times.

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Snake is a “hunk” for the dance with a delicious grandpa cardigan over a white button down. I really do like this look.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.11

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E11: Trust Me
Aired: 1988

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Snake is sporting a holiday-reminiscent style that would definitely fly nowadays. Love the green sweater over a plaid button down.

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The day Snake gets into all that trouble (thanks Joey), he’s wearing a bright orange shirt and a nice oversized jean jacket.

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Here’s another look at a usual Snake ensemble – tee shirt and that dark blue jacket.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.1o

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E10: Censored
Aired: 1988

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Snake is wearing one of his patterned tops, which you can see the collar of, under a really cool polo type shirt that’s orange and white.

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Snake makes a sports t-shirt a little more interesting with a usual zany Snake shirt over it.

Zit Remedy Fashion 2.8

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E8: Sealed with a Kiss
Aired: 1988

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Here’s a little treat for you. The two most important members of the Zit Remedy (LOL) in their cute yellow getups hauling band equipment. Yas!

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.8

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E8: Sealed with a Kiss
Aired: 1988

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First off, we see Snake in this rusty-red tie dyed shirt. The one he’s also wearing during his world famous “no, no, I’m a virgin!” monologue about Joey Jeremiah.

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Next is Snake’s shirt of choice for the dance. A nice tacky 80s pattern on a long sleeved button down.

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And finally, a real nice shot of the one-of-a-kind Zit Remedy Snake sweatshirt.

Snake Simpson Fashion 2.6

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E6: Fight!
Aired: 1988

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Snake is one of the wildest-dressing dudes at school. This shirt we have seen before, and I just say it’s pretty rad. I love a man in crazy patterns.

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I can’t remember if I’ve ever tried to describe the design on this red and gold shirt. It’s a very small pattern that is somewhat Egyptian or Aztec or tribal or something. Again, I really don’t have the proper vocabulary to have a fashion blog.

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Snake checks in on post-fight Joey in a blue tee with blue shorts, and a crazy patterned overshirt.

Snake Simpson 2.5

DJH FASHION
DJH S2E5: Stagefright
Aired: 1988

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We’ve seen this before but I just had to show you again. Snake is wearing his yellow one-of-a-kind Zit Remedy sweatshirt, with sky-blue capris, and an interesting facial that is undoubtedly directed at Joey.