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S2E1: When Doves Cry
Aired: 2002
I almost feel like these ensembles aren’t worth describing, especially knowing how Joey used to dress. Okay, here’s Joey dressed like an adult man with a sad life. Wearing reds, blues, khaki, shirts, ties.
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S1E2: Mother and Child Reunion Part 2
Aired: 2001
Joey comes at the reunion with a suit and a sad face.
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S1E1: Mother and Child Reunion Part 1
Aired: 2001
AND we are back with Joey too! He is wearing a suit at his job, what the heck, where’s the Hawaiian shirt? And we do get an homage to the fedora, which you see here. And in his commercial, he’s dressed a little more Joey-like.
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School’s Out!
Aired: 1992
We’ve got a doozy here – assessing Joey in School’s Out. Fortunately for him we are just going to stick to the fashion. First we see him ring shopping for Caitlin in this pale green shirt and patterned vest. For the grad party he wears this billowy long sleeve button down, which I seem to remember is silky, and a tie. Everyone is just so cute in the summer in Canada. Down here where I live we are sweaty, itchy, and frizzy if we go outside. Moving on, here he is in his little work vest at the pharmacy. Next, he’s checking out Wheels’s hunkajunk in an open button down, shorts, and white tennies. Next is a little glimpse of some crazy shirt, then a peachy shirt + vest + fedora combo, oof and a very smug face. Next is another silky-looking billowy boyfriend shirt. Okay I’m starting to feel like every sentence is the same. Do I really need to go on? Oh, I do want to mention that horrible “naughty and nice” shirt Tessa gave Joey. What the heck is that? Of course he’s only going to wear that as pajamas. Alright well, just enjoy the rest of the spread which I’m not going to spend time describing more versions of the same outfits basically. Oh yeah and I gave you a shot of him in his panties. Which look awfully scratchy by the way.
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DH S2E13: One Last Dance
Aired: 1991
Joey wears his usual. First an orange outfit, then a green outfit groveling for Caitlin’s attention, and then to the dance – I guess this is a suit (as in, not a tux) – I’m an idiot. I don’t know. But it’s got like, a pocket square, a black strip? on the collar, a skinny tie, and honestly I have no idea what that towel around his shoulders means. It makes him look like he just got out of the shower. And where did the towel go? Did he put it in his pocket? And finally, I must mention that his hair is mulletastially slicked back.
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DH S2E12: Three’s a Crowd
Aired: 1991
Not a lot of Joey today, but first he wears a green shirt with blue vest, and then orange shirt with green vest – the latter of which is one of my fave color combos, probably because it’s so offensively loud.
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DH S2E10-11: Showtime
Aired: 1991
First, for Joey’s PSA, he sports his awesome mullet and his Chip & Pepper sweatshirt. Oh man, and let’s talk about this weird talent show idea of covering your top half with a giant hat and then drawing a face on your belly? These are kind of posted out of order, but Joey has to be all supportive and understanding, and HATLESS at Caitlin’s house in an orange ensemble. And the final photo is actually when he is assigned to study with Caitlin in more of a grey and green combo.
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DH S2E9: Extracurricular Activities
Aired: 1990
First, Joey sports an orange polo with a patterned vest and grey hat. Then, he… what?? doesn’t have a vest on? Strange. So here’s Joey in a yellow polo, grey hat, and no vest.
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DH S2E8: Home Sweet Home
Aired: 1990
If you remember, this is the episode where Wheels’s residence in the Jeremiah household is starting to take a toll on the family. And that’s partly because Wheels is like, not that grateful apparently, because he takes the last Dipps bar, and also steals change out of Ms. Jeremiah’s purse. So that’s why Joey is looking all concerned in all of these shots, though still dressed in the usual of course – vest and hat and strange colors.
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DH S2E7: The All-Nighter
Aired: 1990
Joey plays poker in a tan and reddish combo, and is then seen at the next school day in orange.
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