Category Archives: Snake Simpson

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.14: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E14: Black and White
Aired: 1989

Snake and his crazy clothes, charming as always. The word that usually comes to mind is “zany”, as you well may know. So first he’s strolling around in this zany patterned sweater of random zigzag and dotted strips, and then is a classic orange short sleeve button down. If that’s not a Snake classic I don’t know what is. I wonder where that shirt is now. What happened to it? Is it decaying in a landfill? Is it forgotten in a box or closet? Is it hanging in a thrift store? Does Stefan have it? Is it being worn by someone who has no idea how special it is? We won’t know… until we die and get answers to any questions we want….

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.13: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E13: Making Whoopee
Aired: 1989

First Snake is wearing this immaculate handmade one of a kind stick person tee shirt with his blue Snake jacket. Then he’s in another typical zany patterned shirt. Then of course, what’s an episode without Snake wearing orange (or a similar citrusy color)? And finally, Snake in a Gourmet Scum tee to finish us off.

Snake Fashion 3.12: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E12: Taking Off, Part 2
Aired: 1989

First, Snake is wearing a Scum sweatshirt. And second, I’m really into that sideswept hair and that silly turtleneck sweater!

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.11: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E11: Taking Off, Part 1
Aired: 1989

Snake is the same as always pretty much. Crazy designs on his shirts in bright colors, sometimes open atop a less exciting tee. Also, please enjoy these skinny pants and white shoes.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.10: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E10: Twenty Bucks
Aired: 1989

Snake’s segment today contains.. well.. a lot of orange. This montage contains a variety of open shirts over t-shirts, including that very beautifully drawn stick person which I believe is a portrait of Snake.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.8: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E8: Star-Crossed
Aired: 1989

Snake starts us off with a typical Snake ensemble of his blue jacket, his dog t-shirt, and his crazy orange shorts. Next, for a brief moment we see him in that rad laid-back cool-dude tie dye with some khaki. And finally, for the Bowl-A-Thon, he stepped his game up a bit, wearing this farm animal button down TUCKED IN to some belted khakis. But to let us know he’s not too serious, he leaves his collar all crunchy.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.7: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Snake wears this orangey button down with a crazy print, tucked into some olive khaki shorts.

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Snake and tie-dye just seem so well-suited for each other. These vibrant colors give the impression that he’s some cool, easygoing guy. Cool sure, but not exactly easygoing! He completes the look with some Converse and pushed-down tube socks, giving that Japanese schoolgirl loose socks look.

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.6: Snake Segment

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DJH S3E6: He Ain’t Heavy…
Aired: 1988

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Snake’s segment today shows him in a personalized, bedazzled t-shirt, reading “Snake”, in case he or anyone else forgets what his name is. I also like how Snake doesn’t follow all those rules like “redheads and blondes shouldn’t wear yellow or orange”. You know what he does instead? He wears a crapton of yellow and orange.

I might’ve mentioned this before, but in college I thought of this funny concept: how hilarious would it be if someone wore a shirt with their own name on it? So I made a shirt with my own name on it because I thought it was the stupidest idea ever. Turns out…. only a couple of decades before… it was an actual thing.

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Poor mopey-dopey Snake. Despite his distress over his brother’s sexual orientation, Snake still tries to dress with pride, in a t-shirt whose neck is overstretched, and of course more orange.