Tag Archives: 80s Fashion

Spike Nelson Fashion 3.7: Spike Slay

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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OMG. I love this. Whoever woulda thunk so many dang stripes would look so freakin adorable? So yeah, again, Spike SLAYS in this striped tee, blue mini skirt, and striped thigh-high socks.

 

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And finally, despite assisting Liz, Spike looks super hot in a Rocky Horror tee under a vest, with a striped shirt and leggings. Yas kween. (< I’m pretty sure in a couple of years people aren’t going to talk like that anymore but I’m enjoying it for the time being.)

Snake Simpson Fashion 3.7: Snake Segment

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Snake wears this orangey button down with a crazy print, tucked into some olive khaki shorts.

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Snake and tie-dye just seem so well-suited for each other. These vibrant colors give the impression that he’s some cool, easygoing guy. Cool sure, but not exactly easygoing! He completes the look with some Converse and pushed-down tube socks, giving that Japanese schoolgirl loose socks look.

Scooter Webster Fashion 3.7: Scooter Suit

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Scooter suits up to grow some sea monkeys in some sort of weird collarless t-shirt.

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And I swear this t-shirt looks buttonless. Scooter, breaking rules on the reg.

Minor Character Fashion 3.7: Rando Review

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Had to capture this random boy’s crazy striped shorts which remind me of the crappy candy grandmas keep in their candy dish which were actually left over from the previous year and your last visit.

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And this girl teaches us that the next time you’re not sure how to accessorize your girl-polo, just throw on a beret. And Mr. Raditch won’t take it off your head like he takes off Joey’s hat!

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This rando looks pretty cool in a pink shirt with a green vest. Bring back the vests y’all!

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I don’t know why this chick doesn’t hang out with Spike, she seems so cool! She’s sporting an edgy hairdo, a big band tee, and a vest. Man… I seriously want to start werkin the vests.

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And here’s that one girl who hangs out with Tessa, wearing that one shirt we’ve already seen her in.

Melanie Brodie Fashion 3.7: Melanie Moment

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Your Melanie Moment today is an assortment of reaction faces to Kathleen no doubt, while sporting this deeply colored floral shirt with a blue tie and green skirt.

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Uh oh, it’s the Melanie formula but in pastel! Much better, imo.

Liz O’Rourke Fashion 3.7: Liz Looks

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Grumposaurus Rex is shoving her beliefs down people’s throats as usual, putting shock-factor posters all over to disturb her fellow students while wearing a flannel, a pullover, and white runners.

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Liz’s outfit here is reminiscent of a bully’s uniform: cutoff sleeves, belted extra-long t-shirt, and leggings. And unfortunately I can’t make out her necklace. The 80s quality is charming and all but sometimes I really wish they had HD.

Kathleen Mead Fashion 3.7: Kathleen Kicker

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Okay, Kathleen’s ensembles aren’t exactly “kickers”, but I’m welcome to alliteration suggestions. To kick things off, Kathleen is looking prim and proper in her long sleeve button downs with skirts and headbands.

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Kathleen then presents the truth, the blunt, ugly, harsh truth – a truth as blunt, harsh, and ugly as the striped colors of her blouse.

Joey Jeremiah Fashion 3.7: Joey Jamboree

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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Since Joey is always so festive, why don’t we start referring to his episode-ly fashion shows as jamborees? We finally get a refreshing change from the same old wardrobe. Joey has a CRA-Z shirt and he’s obnoxiously wearing it as much as possible.

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And after Joey gets fired, he’s back to his normal self – Hawaiian shirt, fedora, jeans, and white sneakers.

Heather Farrell Fashion 3.7: Heather Heaven

DJH FASHION
DJH S3E7: The Whole Truth
Aired: 1988

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You might say I do hype the twins a bit, so here’s your Heather Hype for the day. Keepin it real in black and white, she wears a floor-length black skirt, black belt, and black and white patterned blouse.