Tyler Bishop… the kid Sean deafened in one ear. Sean says that Tyler jumped him unprovoked. Tyler said that Sean sucker punched him. Do we really know the truth? I feel like that never got confirmed, unless I totally missed something. What we do know about Sean is that he has anger issues. We don’t know anything about Tyler except that he’s really smug and confrontational. But he does seem to be a big enough man to save the life of the guy who deafened him. Tyler has, not spiked hair, but it’s like, pointing upwards. And he just wears that swimming one piece that I still don’t remember what it’s called.
Toby… He wears his polo buttoned TIGHT all the way up. He’s still reppin the 90s/early 00s wit this spiky hair, the horizontal chest stripe, and those teeny tiny glasses. For the funeral or viewing or whatever this thing is, he wears a grey checkered shirt. Man, do we even ever see Tobs cry?
And time for the other half of the gruesome twosome, Sean’s mom – Nona Cameron. This lady is actually someone I’ve seen before. She played Judy, the waitress at Denny’s in The Santa Clause, and she was also in the Dawn of the Dead remake! And I just want to say that came from my own head, not from googling. Anyway, they made her into a perfect trailer park queen with this big hair, Hawaiian looking shirt, and the gold wedding rings.
We FINALLY get to see the mystical pair – Sean’s infamous parents. I gotta say, they are SOOOO well cast. I love the look of them. Sean’s dad is very mean looking and wears tank tops and flannel shirts. Due to all the context clues he seems to be an alcoholic who doesn’t ever hold down a job. But he has a little cute moment with Sean here.
Sean is all confused like a lost puppy that everyone is fawning over while he’s in the middle of an existential crisis. Even though he’s a bonafide hero now, he still dresses humbly in baggy jeans, a white tee, and a zip up hoodie. Somehow in Wasaga he manages to find a… wait, what is this thing called? *quickly googles* Umm, a bodysuit maybe? He finds this swimsuit thingie to to shred some WAVES! Aaaand then suddenly decides to move in with his shit parents, so see ya later Sean!
The world’s worst counselor, Ms. Sauvé, is making the children all share a slobbery paper mache mask and talk about their feelings publicly. As always, her face shows no emotion and she wears a vertical striped overshirt on top of a millenial pink tank.
Where is Rick’s dad? They couldn’t get some random guy to play him for a second? Oh well. Here’s poor Rick’s mom I guess. Gah, she was already stressed enough, this is gonna push her over the edge. She seemed really comforted by Toby’s presence, bless him. Oh yeah, fashion, right – she wears her hair pulled back and a black dress.
Rando time! First we have these girls who are doing a great job of pointing and staring at Sean. They must be theatre majors! Some noteable fashion moments here include that hair clip that stowawayed over from the 90s, as well as that nice cross-body bag with the cell phone pocket. Next is this weird shadowy group therapy session shot which doesn’t actually feature much fashion detail. But then we land in Wasaga Beach!! Check out this cool dude in Hawaiian swim trunks with spiked and frosted tips! The only thing we are missing is a barbed wire or belly button sun tattoo! I’ve also spotted Snooki here at Wasaga, looking like the ultimate 2000s hottie while shopping for beach towels. And finally I have a couple more shots from school again. We got a dude with super baggy pants, and a journalist in a brown suit. Aaand, two other girls probably talking about Sean. Check those highlights!