Ellie is giving us some sage advice like, don’t ever trust a man or he’ll stomp on your heart and leave you with the rent. I mean, we don’t know the full details here but that WAS kinda shitty. I bet Sean asked if she wanted to take over the lease or if he should help pay and she was like “nah I got it.” Who knows though. Anyway, we can’t really see her outfit, but her hair is down and pretty, her makeup is light, and she’s got layers of black, mesh, and metal within her outfit.
Here’s Craig’s super-expensive “Fender-Strat!” as Joey calls it. Also Craig wears a series of outfits which I will just describe in a general manner. Leather bracelet, leather jacket, jean jacket, assorted graphic tees, and though not pictured, undoubtedly some wide leg jeans and Chucks. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, I admire Craig’s style at this point because it’s realistic teenager rocker guy attire. Subtle. REAL.
Ah yes, Charlie. Not to be confused with Fiona’s Charlie who we will meet much later. This is Mr. O’s girlfriend, and she is HOT. She’s way too hot for Mr. O actually. She’s got this golden brown hair, sultry shimmery 00s makeup, and a red tank. And she is suave too – or as JT would say, “swav-ay”.
Tons of Ashley for ya today. And this is really embarrassing Ashley time. She’s just like, part of this band, hanging with the guys, thinking she’s welcome, but actually everyone hates her. That is so sad to me. Maybe because I used to hang out with a high school boyfriend and all his friends, thinkin I was so cool and totally one of the guys, but I was secretly afraid they were like “get her outta here!” She’s just in there with her keyboard, having opinions and stuff, and all the guys are resenting her. Cringe! Ashley never really fully belonged, did she? Even when she was with like Paige and Terri around this time, there was this weird friction. Even her Ellie friendship became tangential and not really cohesive with either of their lives. In actuality, Ashley is kind of a loner, isn’t she? Maybe we’ll just call her independent. Let’s get into the clothes now. Ah, the layers. First is a pink shirt layered under a grey shirt with some light wash jeans. Then is a t-ball tee – this kind of thing was super popular – wearing a shirt that had nothing to do with anything about you. Next is a fushia tee under a grey khaki lokin blazer thing, with a jean skirt and leggings. And finally, she gets kicked out of the recording session by the cowards of Downtown Sasquatch, and wears a jean jacket with casual olive khakis. She took it like a champ though, for real.
New episode, and here is Alex, fully recovered from causing the end of the world! She’s busy with other things now – namely, Paige having a crush on their teacher I think. Here she is in this brown polyester work uniform.
Tyler Bishop… the kid Sean deafened in one ear. Sean says that Tyler jumped him unprovoked. Tyler said that Sean sucker punched him. Do we really know the truth? I feel like that never got confirmed, unless I totally missed something. What we do know about Sean is that he has anger issues. We don’t know anything about Tyler except that he’s really smug and confrontational. But he does seem to be a big enough man to save the life of the guy who deafened him. Tyler has, not spiked hair, but it’s like, pointing upwards. And he just wears that swimming one piece that I still don’t remember what it’s called.
Toby… He wears his polo buttoned TIGHT all the way up. He’s still reppin the 90s/early 00s wit this spiky hair, the horizontal chest stripe, and those teeny tiny glasses. For the funeral or viewing or whatever this thing is, he wears a grey checkered shirt. Man, do we even ever see Tobs cry?
Spinner is just.. being a fool. Though his style is cool. Soak up those piercings, necklace, and of course the award-winning hairstyle and let’s try to overlook the fact he is FAILING at life.
Snake is back to sickly yellowish colors again. Here he is in a yellow button down which I guess is not that bad, since it’s untucked and doesn’t look as dorky as usual.
And time for the other half of the gruesome twosome, Sean’s mom – Nona Cameron. This lady is actually someone I’ve seen before. She played Judy, the waitress at Denny’s in The Santa Clause, and she was also in the Dawn of the Dead remake! And I just want to say that came from my own head, not from googling. Anyway, they made her into a perfect trailer park queen with this big hair, Hawaiian looking shirt, and the gold wedding rings.
broomheadz 