Sean is all confused like a lost puppy that everyone is fawning over while he’s in the middle of an existential crisis. Even though he’s a bonafide hero now, he still dresses humbly in baggy jeans, a white tee, and a zip up hoodie. Somehow in Wasaga he manages to find a… wait, what is this thing called? *quickly googles* Umm, a bodysuit maybe? He finds this swimsuit thingie to to shred some WAVES! Aaaand then suddenly decides to move in with his shit parents, so see ya later Sean!
Rando time! First we have these girls who are doing a great job of pointing and staring at Sean. They must be theatre majors! Some noteable fashion moments here include that hair clip that stowawayed over from the 90s, as well as that nice cross-body bag with the cell phone pocket. Next is this weird shadowy group therapy session shot which doesn’t actually feature much fashion detail. But then we land in Wasaga Beach!! Check out this cool dude in Hawaiian swim trunks with spiked and frosted tips! The only thing we are missing is a barbed wire or belly button sun tattoo! I’ve also spotted Snooki here at Wasaga, looking like the ultimate 2000s hottie while shopping for beach towels. And finally I have a couple more shots from school again. We got a dude with super baggy pants, and a journalist in a brown suit. Aaand, two other girls probably talking about Sean. Check those highlights!
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We are back at the chilly car wash to get a look at the randoms all about. We get an array of baggy tees, low rise skirts, swim tops, puka shell and other necklaces, a white dude with cornrows, and more.
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Well, Manny is stealing boyfriends again. But this time she’s picked a really strange target – Spinner?! Ew. First she’s all seductive in the halls wearing those dangerously low-ride jeans. And this yellow shirt with green graphics – I’m not sure what exactly is on this shirt, but in my mind it’s always a Ninja Turtles shirt. Next, she’s at the car wash in a pink string bikini with jean shorts and a blue cap. And more proof that it’s not actually warm enough for this is that she puts on a zip up hoodie. lol. Lastly, Manny looks most romantic in red, I think. She’s here at The Dot in a red, sleeveless, collared shirt and hoop earrings.
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Hazel is here at the car wash, looking super cute in these cropped jeans, a yellow tank over her swim top, and a high pony. We really liked to add brown in to everything in the 2000s. Like this brown and blue swimsuit.
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I’m SQUEALING internally because this is our FIRST appearance of Darcy!! I can’t believe I’m typing out her name for a blog post! Darcy is one of my favorite characters, let’s giver her a round of applause! She has natural brown hair, a polka-dot swimsuit, and low-rise jeans. The polka dots are an often-overlooked trend of the 2000s. Multiple sizes and colors like that. They’d be on all kinds of stuff, especially dresses. I’m not really a fan of different-sized polka dots. I’ve just realized.
Liberty wears a very 2000s swimsuit with that oversized floral print in ugly colors. She also wears very tiny sunglasses. She’s seen in the washroom in a red polo and her usual red plaid bag, and then in a pink horizontally striped tee.
It’s Manny hour! Her hot tub vibe is sooo cute. I love the cherry bikini and those sunnies. Unfortunately her boyfriend is farting all over the place. The next outfit is kinda subdued, oversized 60s-mod-looking earrings, a zipup hoodie, and an orange tube top. Man, I kinda miss tube tops. Ones like what she’s got on with that thick elastic band at the top. Next she’s wearing her Asian looking blouse with the vertical striping and low rise jeans. She puts on a dark denim jacket to head over to JT’s house for sex. LOL! He wishes! This last outfit!! FINALLY we get some flash! She wears a PINK FEDORA which matchers her PINK PANTS! Also, a graphic tank and platform flip flops! I’m dying!
Ah yes, JT’s shining moment. I wonder if Ryan Cooley felt that the writers constantly abused JT. Anyway so he’s got a major confidence problem because everyone sees his peenie and it’s small. Gosh, at least he seems to have gotten a haircut. Anyway, first he’s in swim trunks, a necklace, and some shades. At school he’s got a really preppy look of layered collared shirts. Next, in gym, he’s talking about Craig in blue shorts and a tee. Oh and sorry to show you a picture of JT tinkling, but it’s a full outfit shot and we don’t get very many of those. Long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts for the win. As well as the wide leg jeans. I’ve also included a nice shot of the King Cobra Penis Pump. Ew, okay, and the lovemaking outfit in the bedroom, complete with the mustache sweat, is like the worst thing ever. It’s hilarious but also makes me feel so embarrassed for JT. He’s got this breezy buttondown halfway undone, exposing his chest. loool. And the sex thing doesn’t go well if you recall – so the next outfit is here at school and it’s just so sad, he’s got a ton of flowers to say “sorry you saw me using a strange genital contraption”, with a plaid button down over an athletic-inspired tee, and casual khakis. Ouch, it is just painful. I gotta say though I kinda like most of JT’s style this episode. I don’t love it as much as early JT, but it is super realistic for the time period.
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